I've been thinking lately, it might be time I sought employment.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ugh, guys


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Someone fix it!!!

yo I like, put the pool up on the beach but like........

is it snowing????

I thought theyd be like little ice cubes but it tastes awful and it keeps getting in my drinks.

maybe somethings on fire?? deets from the flying peeps plz

[ her voice is bright and overly cheery, almost like a wind-up toy: ] So I'm fictional now? That's all the new thing. Okay. I guess I can get with that if it's what the young kids are doing these days. No, it totally makes sense someone would make me up.

[ okay and now it's gone. bye-bye buffy of l.a. old. this is aged buffy, mature buffy. well mature-r buffy, and she's so not impressed. ]

Except not. I wish I had a nickel for every time I got kidnapped because... Actually, can we make it a quarter? I'm worth a quarter-per-kidnapping, at least. Inflation! That's a thing. A total thing. A really real thing that unfortunately affects me now. Being an adult is lame and ishy and I don't think my boring adult life where I waitress 50 hours a week and never get to take down my hair should be fictionalized. But that's just me. I'm not the fictionalizer so I guess I don't really have a say.

Which, when you think about it? Is kind of messed up. [ an offended nose-wrinkle! ]

Let's not think about it, Island-people. People of the Island. Islanders? Islandees? Islandics?

Oh, yeah. ...Did anyone else have a really weird dream last night?

[ this has been the worst introduction ever. she clicks the feed off anyway. ]

WHAT: dreams, not all of them fun
WHO: ukraine, sherlock holmes, and YOU
WHEN: whenever everyone is wandering around interrupting dreams like rude people
NOTE: ukraine only has the one dream, but any of sherlock's are up for grabs, and feel free to come up with an entirely different scenario for him at your leisure!

( UKRAINE )


( SHERLOCK )

WHAT: Dreams! all the dreams
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.


( LYDIA MARTIN )

( POLAND )

( VICTOR MANCHA )

( ERIDAN AMPORA )

( ROXY LALONDE )

( LAU )

ummmmmmmmmm Thanks for the chocolate, Marcelline.

I wouldve said this earlier but my phone was quacking so much i busted it and they take like forEVERRRRR to give you a new one. true story.

[edit 1:52pm] someone sent me pics? okkkkkk ukrainia were you baking again?

[edit 1:55pm] OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GUESS WHAT I HAVE

HINT

ITS NOT BAKING PICS

tho they are smoking hot omg

So there's a mushy-gooey lovey-dovey holiday coming up, right? I'm seeing candy and hearts and stuff everywhere for it, so I think maybe I'll try my hand at making some chocolates of my own.

Does anyone have a heart I can use as a mold?

Wow, okay, lets start with how there are a lot of you on here. I mean, okay, this whole stuck-in-an-alternate-reality-where-we-are-all-allegedly-fictional thing is apparently pretty popular, or, you know, whatever it was that dragged all of us here is pretty powerful. Short of being able to go home I guess all the indications are getting settled is the way to go so, hi, I'm Billy. We can just pretend I gave the obligatory paragraph and a half about how I really need to go home as if that'll make that happen.

Is there anything they didn't tell me that I need to know? I am all ears. Or just saying hi, that works too! No better way to get into a new universe you're stuck in without getting to know the other kidnapees, right?

for the LAST time, if you ask me if you can be in the next round of "hot or not," I will purposefully pick the super ugliest pic of you for everyone to laugh at. True story.

[ (frankly, she's not even going to pretend to understand how she's getting this thing to work.)

the face looking into the camera -- well, looking above and slightly to the right of the camera -- is that of a girl barely coming into womanhood, with huge eyes and an uncertain expression. her bangs are visible from under a kerchief bound to her head by an embroidered band, and at her temples are delicate metal loops of varying sizes and designs. ]

If anyone sees two small children, a boy with a scarf and a girl with a ribbon in her hair, please tell them to stay put and big sister will find them.

And might anyone know where I could purchase a horse?

[ or steal. ]

ughhhh Does anyone speak Korean?? They finally started re-airing Winter Sonata but there arent any subtitlesssssssssssssssss help a cute country out would you?

Why don't they play weird Polish tv shows? like Klan or whatever bogus tv you guys play in the Ukraine. Forget about polish movies either, the closet we get to anythin of my culture on this dumb island is like jelly donuts and the twins who stole the moon living upstairs #shudder

Ukraine, learn Korean and come over and we'll marathon this junk. I'll buy cakepops. WELL we can split the cost. WELL you can buy them. bring pjs!!

Fictional. I suppose one could say the life I have lived is impossible, borrowed from stories and false accounts. But I have never felt my world was imagined. I have never doubted my reality.

I hardly intend to start now.

Do many so easily turn from life as they’ve known it? Regardless of what this world is or how I came be in it, I know who I am. And the world I’ve left behind is more real to me than this one ever could be.

whatever haters!! I'm psyched about christmas. Bring on the weird stuff (nothing scary plz)

In fact!! It's gonna be so friggin magical I can even tell your fortunes. yep! It's just like, a thing I do, I'm pretty good at it.

I might be able to tell you whos gonna show up on the hot or not.............if you get me something sweet!!