31 May 2014 @ 08:37 pm
 
OH THATS HOW IT IS
well
u can say goodbye 2 the kids
mister adulterer
since we are just tossin divorces around this thing lemme throw my cute lil hood into the ring
ur outta my house
new husbands?
put urselves in an orderly fuckin line
 
 
12 May 2014 @ 07:42 pm
 
so i get the whole thing with "pokémon rights" and all.
and how we totally shouldnt be making them fight for our own amusement.
but i got four bored as hell pokés here squaring off against each other.
not to mention im also bored as hell.
doubt any of you really got much of a shot against me, but who wants to throw down?
 
 
04 May 2014 @ 09:03 pm
 
come one, come all!
after four months and thirteen days of construction, my gym is open once again.
i bet you're asking yourself, "why did john shut down his awesome flying gym for so long?"

because it isn't a flying gym anymore.

(gasp!!!)

that's right guys, the times change and we have to change with them.
maybe you have heard of sky battles?
or maybe you're lame and you haven't.
either way, they are battles that take place in the sky. duh.
that means if you're going to challenge me for the windy badge, you better have some pokemon who can fly or levitate handy!
also i have sky trainer suits ready for all my challengers, because they are badass and not dorky looking, don't listen to any blonde girls going through their weird sexy team rocket phase.

so who's up first?
 
 
02 May 2014 @ 11:18 am
 

ok has anyone seen this girl
i kno she looks cute but DONT B FOOLED
shes a stone cold rival who will wipe the floor w u in pokebattles
we were gonna meet up at the elite four and prove who was the better pokemon trainer
u know
as kids are apt 2 do ofc
when i get there
where the fuck is she rite
the aboved supposed "cutie" totally STOOD ME UP for our epic rival battle
that has been 15+ yrs in the makin
to go b a member of team rocket wtf???
so now i have to take down some dumb evil organization
just so i can kick her butt myself
anyway has anybody seen her?
i have some cute booty 2 kick
 
 
29 April 2014 @ 08:05 am
 
what happens when you beat a game of haunted kirby 64
i mean all seventy four crystal shards and everything
like
does anything special happen if you happen to beat it at exactly midnight on the cusp of a new moon
and can i outrun it on crutches
 
 
15 April 2014 @ 02:56 pm
 
not for braggin or whatevs
but i officially reached the grand total of............
*drum roll plz*
100 dresscode violations!!
w such xtreme hits like the rolled up skirt
the non standard issued shoe
and my personal fave
the exposed SHOULDER ;)
(ooh la la)
i was all for these uniforms @ first but now they are crampin my style
i cant even wear my cute lil pj mask
whats the deal
guys still look great in them tho def not complainin there
okay but lets celebrate my OUTSTANDIN d-code violations bc lbr
ur super impressed
 
 
13 April 2014 @ 07:22 pm
[ The camera flickers on as Elsa paces in her room ]

What have I done? What do I do?

[ she hugs herself, clearly out of sorts ]
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 01:23 pm
 
So what do I gotta do to make up for being an asshole? If you could keep in mind that I'm not filthy rich anymore I'd uh, I'd appreciate it.
 
 
02 April 2014 @ 09:03 am
no one ever mention sports to me again
cast signing will be open from three to four this afternoon
first come first served
byo marker





what the hell am i going to do with all these letterman jackets
 
 
30 March 2014 @ 05:50 pm
 
Got a couple questions.



1. Why?
 
 
29 March 2014 @ 04:17 pm
 
Um. Just a public-service announcement. I've noticed a lack of recycling here with that recent heat wave and everything so if I can just ask you all to switch to reuseable water bottles instead of contributing to the world's pollution by using a ridiculous amount of plastic ones that would be greeeaaat. Thanks.

Also that volcano made like a huge dent in our great tree friends so maybe think about helping replant those instead of fixing your asbestos-filled roof first? Those roofs that really ought to be replaced completely to a newer and environmentally safe alternative can wait because it takes far longer for a tree to grow than to throw money at that. Maybe make the entire thing solar panels! Ohhhh. That would really help reduce our oil use. We should do that.

Let's just make roofs out of solar panels.
 
 
29 March 2014 @ 03:24 pm
im willing to grant that the weather this month hasnt been ideal for participation in the greatest of american pastimes
by which i mean sitting on your asses and watching shit go down
im a gracious guy i can understand not feeling the patriotic spirit under heavy showers of volcano rock and hot ash
so im absolving everyone of their mens lax duties
but the rink is indoors
if i get out on the ice and see no ones shown up to our last hockey game of the season
im disowning all of you
even those rare souls im somehow not related to
if those actually exist
 
 
12 March 2014 @ 11:20 pm
I realize that not everyone has god level powers of light and foresight.
But you are all aware the volcano is preparing to erupt, right?
 
 
12 March 2014 @ 03:36 pm
 
What a day this has been!

Thanks to this "network" (and what a great idea! I've never seen such advanced technology), I've learned so much about this island prison. I'm especially relieved to hear that no one believes in this whole "fictional" ruse. I thank you all, kind strangers! Your well-documented observations have answered many of my questions about this "New Moore." I am Prince Hans of the Southern Isles; I can only hope you'll welcome me into the fold with the same enthusiasm.

Now, if someone can tell me who in town has the best sandwiches, I can sate my curiosity and my appetite.
 
 
10 March 2014 @ 02:45 pm
 
welp ok
so this wasnt like an OFFICIAL date hiatus
(still havent come up w a good abbrev version of those two words hmmm
dateiatus
hidateus
yeah no those sound like venereal diseases
def not the impression i wanna give off lol)
but anyway dirk said datin was all about selectin the right person
but then he was too choosy! so now that im in charge again
i figure the best way to figure out who u want to date is date all the dudes
process of elimination rite?
okay so pay attn dudes on this list--

capt. jack harkness - 3/12
sirius black - 3/10
eridan
gamzee
the mayor (dun worry i know ur only love is DEMOCRACY this is a frienddate) - 3/11
hiccup
virus (?? is this a name..)
lau
the once-ler - 3/14
billy kaplan
mr. coulson
loki (did u get taller?)
rudy wade
peter pan (unless u cant date mothers) u cannot
jack frost
sherlock holmes
dr. watson



sooooo yeah
any of the above like comment here or whatevs and we will pick a date 4 our date!!
i figure we can get thru all of this in like a month
then i dunno have semifinales or somethin lol
not really tho this isnt like competitive datin probs
date ideas include milkshakes karaoke bad movies and the beach
the beach esp cause its hotter than usual rn anybody else feelin this
okay fall in aformentioned dudes
lets fill up my schedule plz
annnnd other things ;)
omg omg so bad jk jk
jk guys chillout kidding
 
 
08 March 2014 @ 06:34 pm
 
In light of recent events, it seems like a good time to mention Principal Dinkerton saw fit to allow me to continue job shadowing Mr. Coulson in a more official, work-study capacity.
By recent events, I of course mean the fact that I have literally seen into your dreams.
There is nothing left to hide.
You can sign up for peer sessions at Student Services.




Also,
Kate didn't exactly want to be here.
I think it's ok that she's been "released" back into her own life.
So feel free to stop texting me about it.
 
 
07 March 2014 @ 06:24 pm
 
Kinda weird that they gave me another Peter for a roommate. Were they thinkin' I wouldn't notice the difference? 'Cause I'm not retarded, yo, I got eyes and shit. It sucks though, he was like the best roommate. Uh not talkin' smack about the new guy or anything— sorry new guy, that was kinda. Sorry. It's just, like, you get attached to your roommate, right? It's not a crime.

I still think it's jacked up they take their stuff. Or it disappears or whatever. But the lifetime supply of paper towels is still here, so there's that.

Anyway uh. Sup, Peter 2.
 
 
28 February 2014 @ 03:08 pm
WHAT: Dreams! all the dreams
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.


LYDIA MARTIN )

POLAND )

VICTOR MANCHA )

ERIDAN AMPORA )

ROXY LALONDE )

LAU )
 
 
26 February 2014 @ 01:33 pm
 
sooooooooo
dirk left to go help fight the good fight
or whatevs goes on when ppl peace out of here
which means my date schedule is officially in my own hands again
such power lol
its sucky but whatevs rite
i mean he and i didnt talk for like the first 7 years of our life
and we were totally fine then!
they better not b havin all the fun w/o me tho
um so like
whats goin on w everybody else!!! lets do stuff :3
 
 
19 February 2014 @ 03:41 pm
Text  
I never bothered to use emoticons before because I don't text much but they're actually pretty fun.

Quick! What's your favorite emoticon? And it's been over a year since I got here but that's like a month for me but it's still weird to think about I'm not sure how you do it.
 
 
 
 
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