[Hello, New Moore, have another person who looks almost exactly like Kaylee. This time, she's older than even Dr. Keller- about 10 years older than Kaylee- and has dark brown hair. She also looks quite unimpressed. Meet Kaylee's antithesis, Raquel Westbrook.]

What in the hell kind of fucked-up reality show is this and why wasn't I told I was going to be on it? Oh, look, you've been drugged up and brought to a island where you're told you're a work of fiction, ha ha ha. Really fucking funny.

How do I get back to The Luxe? Am I even IN L.A.? Or is this one of those deals where I have to wait til I get voted off before I can go home and in the meantime I can enjoy cameras on me 24 hours a day?

Uhhh... it's getting a little crowded on the streets...

Although, I guess it is nice that so many hunky dudes are showing up and getting in my way. Could definitely use a bit more scenery on the delivery route.