Fictional. Ah, yes. As if I've not heard
that one before in the past, oh, I don't know, two thousand years, give or take? Hardly a new thing to tell the
Boogeyman. Oh, you're not
real. I'm not
scared of you![ The last bit drops down into a furious snarl. Then Pitch regains his composure and is all smiles again. ]Funny, this ... little bit of technology. Letting us poor, sad,
fictional people get acquainted with what it's like to be
real. I suppose that means you all can see me.
[ His voice drips bitterness. ] Well. I can't fault the situation for its convenience.
If there are any Guardians here, you'd best make yourselves known now. So we can all yell and scream about what a horrible bad guy I am and all the trouble I'm going to cause.
[ Twirls a hand. ] Get it out of the way.
And then, well, I guess I could introduce myself. My name is Pitch. Pitch Black. And, yes, before you ask. I
am the Boogeyman.
[ Wiggles his fingers at the camera, grinning. ] Boo.