I can't believe that I need to start looking into college applications soon.

I feel kind of weird asking this, but seeing as it's my only option here, does anyone know anything about the college? I'm thinking about stopping in and asking about their law or pre-law program. If they've got one.

Any suggestions?

So I've been thinking about growing out my hair. Or maybe dying it? What do you guys think?

Who has been here the longest? I am curious to know haw far back anyone has been here.

No. I'm not moving. Not until the walls set themselves right again.

That wolf won't get in. I've got a knife.

Is anyone else a little glad that all that stuff is gone now? It's a little embarrassing having your whole life on display for everyone to pick apart and watch and read.

I did end up picking up the last book of my... is "source material" the right word? It was... enlightening, a little scary, but also a little reassuring that everything will work out.

Did anyone else manage to pick it up? If not, well, I'm not going to complain. It's a little... exaggerated.

This is a Hell of a list.

All right, people. Now that I've got this thankless job, some things are going to change. For one, we're not going to keep you guessing when we can help it.

I've got a list of recent releases here.

Teddie
Belgium
Zelos Wilder
Equius Zahhak
Nepeta Leijon
Kyouya Ootori
Saber
Taiwan
Stephanie Brown
Rory Williams
Anders
Finland
Emma
Junpei Iori
Daria Morgendorffer
Simon Tam
Luki

I don't know where they've gone. But they will not be forgotten.

Shepard out.

Loners, wallflowers, and shy or brokenhearted souls:  you may slow the desperate race of your troubled hearts!

The Ouran High School Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) will be pleased to humbly offer ourselves as your saviors for this upcoming dance!  Anyone in need of a date to the dance need only present themselves at the Four Saisones Auxiliary Ballroom to select an elegant soul to escort them!  Rest assured, all of us are smooth dancers, charming conversationalists, and handsome enough that, should we stand beside you, you'll be certain to be the envy of all of your friends!  For gentlemen in need of a date, the Hostess Club exists to answer your need, and these wonderful ladies are just as accomplished!

Please, in your hour of need, don't hesitate!  While we wish to present a warm welcome to all of our customers, and turn no-one away, alas, it's possible that there are more lonely souls on this island than there are Hosts to relieve them!

We hope to see you soon!!

[Locked to the Host Club//Frankly the worst computer security anyone could imagine]

Oka-san!  Oka-san!  What are our resources for this event?  That advertisement was all right, wasn't it?  I didn't even offer any discounts!

So this was... an interesting week. I know I'm not the first to say it, but it really has been... and I'm sorry to anyone I may have been overly-friendly to... I'm not normally like that.

And Tamaki? I know things didn't go... exactly as planned on Tuesday, but I was wondering if you'd like to try again? Or if you didn't care for it, we can throw around some other ideas. I'm flexible.

EDIT: Minato-kun? Do you want to join me and Tamaki for dinner?

I will not be attending the Host Club's holiday preparation. It is nothing to concern yourselves over. I am just feeling a bit...ah... under the weather.

I am certain you will get along fine without me.

Fujioka, do not allow Suou to go over the budget I laid out previously.

People of New Moore!  In the lonely moments of your frightened hearts, the tumultuous events of the last few months may have left doubts.  However, you may rest assured that no matter the trials and tribulations of the world, the Ouran Host Club (New Moore Cadet Branch) will always be there to extend comfort, refreshment, and joy to ease your days and encourage the blossoming of love.  As of now, the Host Club can proudly and confidently announce that our operating budget is healthy, our doors are open, and our usual operating hours and weekly events are running once more!  Should you come to the Auxiliary Ballroom of the Four Saisones Hotel, we will, as always, be waiting for you!

[Locked//Worst Security Ever Please Hack]

Okaa-san!  Okaa-san!

The children want to know what we're doing for Valentine's Day this year!

Hey, does anyone know a good candy shop since Valentine's Day is coming up? I need to buy some chocolates for my friends. And some molds for um... the ones I'm going to make...

Also, Sempai? Is the club doing anything for Valentine's Day?

So now that things from the Meteor have calmed down a lot, things actually seem to be going well. School is going well, and I really couldn't be in any better spot in my life.

It's really surprising how much you take for granted when you think that nothing's going to happen to threaten your worldview.
( [Private to Minato] )

( [Private to Tamaki] )

At.er all that... it's just... nothing happened?

Wow.

I... I don't even know what to do with myself.

Ah... so that when I leave this life in a moment of beautiful devastation, I don't have any unfinished business left behind that would cause me to return as a ghost... I think... there are some things that ought to be said...

Minato-kun, I am very sorry we never got to attend the film festival together. Still, watching movies alone with you was a precious moment I'll be sure to cherish! Despite being indisputably the King of the Host Club, I feel like it was you who started to teach my heart new things!

Naoto-dono, no matter how dramatic and stirring a secret romance must be, in my last hours I must proclaim it from the rooftops! Your cool, aloof manner and impeccable dress have always been admirable things, but what will hold my memory the most is the becoming flush in your cheeks at the moment we had our first and so far only kiss under the mistletoe!

Haruhi-chan... it feels like this is the most difficult to say, but... the closeness I feel for you turns out never to have been the proud regard of a father for a daughter after all, or even a sempai for a kohai! My biggest regret in preparation for the upcoming life is that I realized this too late to confess my true warmer feelings for you! Maybe... maybe our chance for romance will be permitted by the stars again in our next incarnations, on some other world!

Kyouya-kun. You have always been the best of friends to me, and even though I feel like perhaps I have relied on you too much without appreciation, there's nobody but Kyouya-kun who could have made me the man I am today. Arigato, Ohtori Kyouya-san. You will always be the oka-san to my otou-san.

Ryoji-kun. Seta-san. Fellow Hosts and Hostesses. Sharing these unique experiences with you has made them shine brighter in my memory than anything I could have done with less admirable friends. Sayonara.

This can't be happening. This can't be happening... Not yet. Please not yet.

Everyone always thinks it's going to happen in their lifetimes... but who ever actually thinks that they're going to be right?

Well... Whatever happens, happens, I guess. There's still a lot that I would like to do but... If this is the end, I'd rather die with dignity making others comfortable than die cowering under a rock somewhere.

So with or without the other hosts, I will ensure that the Host Club stays open to those who need a place to come and find peace with his or her fellow man, and those who need a friend to hold their hands.

I am the Host, Fujioka Haruhi, at your service.

I hope that everyone had a good and safe New Year's. December was kind of a strange month for everyone, I think, but I got to share it with people I care about, and that's all I really wanted. The sweet and thoughtful gifts from my friends were just a really nice bonus. Thanks to everyone, and sorry I didn't say anything sooner.

Let's hope this year is even better, and less full of monsters and alien attacks.

EDIT: Ryoji? Is everything okay? I haven't seen you at meetings or anything lately...

[Video.]

[Tamaki is standing between a bouquet of roses and what miiight be a rose bush but makes a more convincing twig. In addition to his usual suit, he has a monogrammed tie pin and cufflinks, and a red and pale blue scarf would around his neck. In his hands, he is holding a half-eaten plate of cookies, and the smile on his face is nothing short of beatific.]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Ah! Did... did everyone enjoy their presents as much as I enjoyed mine? And have there been any other bona fide Christmas miracles today?

Attention, Residents of New Moore.

The Host Club presents:

Winter Festivities

For the month of December, the Host Club will be sponsoring a series of festive yuletide traditions to help bring the spirit of Winter Season to every Gentleman and Lady around.

Starting tomorrow, the first of these will be available to all who may wish to spread the cheer and warmth during this cold month. We, your dedicated hosts, will be providing caroling and winter tidings for a nominal fee, to whomsoever you wish.

Please feel free to contact me with questions.

We will, of course, be offering Calendars for the coming year, featuring photos of all club members for the various months. Quite charming and useful, to be certain.

The Host Club shall also be hosting a gift exchange and Winter Ball. The details of both to be revealed later this month.

( [Private - Host Club Members.] )

[ooc: guys if any of this mucks with plans I didn't know about or messes something up let me know. I can never find anyone o/l when I am to discuss this stuff ): ]

( Locked to the Host Club (minus Tamaki) )

So it's almost December and I need Christmas Present ideas. Requests?