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03 September 2012 @ 10:11 am
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31 August 2012 @ 02:01 pm
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06 March 2012 @ 11:21 pm
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1 C4NT F1ND TH3 DR4GONS >:?
1S 1T POSS1BL3 TH4T TH1S 1S 4 QU3ST F4R 4BOV3 MY CURR3NT L3V3L
OR 4M 1 S1MPLY SN1FF1NG UP TH3 WRONG TR33!!!
1S 1T POSS1BL3 TH4T TH1S 1S 4 QU3ST F4R 4BOV3 MY CURR3NT L3V3L
OR 4M 1 S1MPLY SN1FF1NG UP TH3 WRONG TR33!!!
guess what shitstains
part a my extra credit to make up for particularly dismal grades wwhen i had better shit to do than sit in the classhive
includes becomin you vvast superior
in more wways than the traditional sense
you better wwatch the fuck out
also kan you can totally design somethin better than this right
i like the sash shit but the color fuckin clashes wwith my cape
but yeah wwhatevver youre good at this
just let me knoww wwhen its done and ill pick it up or showw up for a fittin
i think my shoulders havve got broader and shit
part a my extra credit to make up for particularly dismal grades wwhen i had better shit to do than sit in the classhive
includes becomin you vvast superior
in more wways than the traditional sense
you better wwatch the fuck out
also kan you can totally design somethin better than this right
i like the sash shit but the color fuckin clashes wwith my cape
but yeah wwhatevver youre good at this
just let me knoww wwhen its done and ill pick it up or showw up for a fittin
i think my shoulders havve got broader and shit
20 January 2012 @ 12:16 am
[This video, upside down and shaky, is clearly being shot by someone who has no idea what they're doing. She's talking too loudly at it, looking in the wrong spot, and it's obviously a miracle she managed to turn it on at all]
--some trick of that man's, I swear I'll box his ears myself! Where am I this time? Really, these wizards--nothing's safe in a wizard's house! Can't even go out the dratted door anymore without turning up who-knows-where, quite on my own, quite at the mercy of odd little madmen trying to tell me I'm imaginary. Turning me out without so much as a "by your leave" and only this useless thing to talk to. I don't suppose this is something like Wales again...not that Wales would be much better, actually, I would really rather it not be Wales if it can help it...
And you, [she looks down at the camera, giving it a dizzying shake] what use you're supposed to be I've no idea. I don't know how you're even supposed to--what's that light mean? What're you doing? No no no, stop--
[and obediently, the video ends.]
--some trick of that man's, I swear I'll box his ears myself! Where am I this time? Really, these wizards--nothing's safe in a wizard's house! Can't even go out the dratted door anymore without turning up who-knows-where, quite on my own, quite at the mercy of odd little madmen trying to tell me I'm imaginary. Turning me out without so much as a "by your leave" and only this useless thing to talk to. I don't suppose this is something like Wales again...not that Wales would be much better, actually, I would really rather it not be Wales if it can help it...
And you, [she looks down at the camera, giving it a dizzying shake] what use you're supposed to be I've no idea. I don't know how you're even supposed to--what's that light mean? What're you doing? No no no, stop--
[and obediently, the video ends.]
28 December 2011 @ 05:31 am
jolly red a22hole hiive iintruder day ii2 over, 2o why ii2 the 2hiitty 2loppy makeout 2hrub 2tiill around?
2o much for iit beiing a holiiday exclu2iive.
iif anyone need2 me ii'll be barriicaded iin my apartment block untiil thii2 blow2 over.
plea2e, he2iitate two a2k.
2o much for iit beiing a holiiday exclu2iive.
iif anyone need2 me ii'll be barriicaded iin my apartment block untiil thii2 blow2 over.
plea2e, he2iitate two a2k.
23 December 2011 @ 08:07 pm
its like how that saying goes
if you cant beat em
then figure out a way to turn the tables in your favor
and if you cant do that
then put a price on it
23 December 2011 @ 03:27 pm
Mistletoe is an obligate hemi-parasitic. It draws mineral nutrients from its host and will sometimes strangle the life out of it to its own eventual detriment. Druids used it in celebration and believed it to be an antidote for poision, which is of course patently ridiculous since ingestion causes a variety of stomach ailments and lowers the pulse to a dangerous level.
I suppose the injection of such "magic" as this island possesses into such would naturally make them recalcitrant pests hunting new "hosts", after a fashion.
I would like to note that setting them on fire does not have any beneficial effect. Neither does the application of any other magic at my disposal. I might have known as much, except the realm of fortune does not appear to constitute escape for half-sentient sexual harassment flora. It appears I am stuck, and by a veritable damn horde of ghost mistletoe. It is to my very deep and abiding regret that this is not the strangest sentence I have ever had to write.
I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing similar difficulties, and if so, if you have found a way out of your predicament besides the obvious means.
(Help?)
I suppose the injection of such "magic" as this island possesses into such would naturally make them recalcitrant pests hunting new "hosts", after a fashion.
I would like to note that setting them on fire does not have any beneficial effect. Neither does the application of any other magic at my disposal. I might have known as much, except the realm of fortune does not appear to constitute escape for half-sentient sexual harassment flora. It appears I am stuck, and by a veritable damn horde of ghost mistletoe. It is to my very deep and abiding regret that this is not the strangest sentence I have ever had to write.
I was wondering if anyone else was experiencing similar difficulties, and if so, if you have found a way out of your predicament besides the obvious means.
(Help?)
*TH3 GR34T 4ND NOBL3 DR4GONB34ST KNOWN 4S H3R TYR4NNY C4LLS TH3 COURT 1NTO S3SS1ON W1TH 4 M1GHTY R4P OF H3R CL4WS!!*
ORD3R!!! TH3R3 W1LL B3 ORD3R 1N TH1S COURT UNL3SS 4NYTROLL W1SH3S TO B3 D3VOUR3D >:] *SH3 RO4RS 1MP3R1OUSLY*
TH3 COURT W1LL NOW C4LL UPON M1ST3R "S4NT4 CL4WS" ON CH4RG3S OF BR34K1NG 4ND 3NT3R1NG, SL4V3RY, UNJUST WORK COND1T1ONS, 4ND ST4LK1NG >:OOO
TOD4Y, JUST1C3 W1LL B3 S3RV3D!!!!
ORD3R!!! TH3R3 W1LL B3 ORD3R 1N TH1S COURT UNL3SS 4NYTROLL W1SH3S TO B3 D3VOUR3D >:] *SH3 RO4RS 1MP3R1OUSLY*
TH3 COURT W1LL NOW C4LL UPON M1ST3R "S4NT4 CL4WS" ON CH4RG3S OF BR34K1NG 4ND 3NT3R1NG, SL4V3RY, UNJUST WORK COND1T1ONS, 4ND ST4LK1NG >:OOO
TOD4Y, JUST1C3 W1LL B3 S3RV3D!!!!
2o.
who want2 two fiill me iin on what the grubmunchiing FUCK ii2 goiing on here?
becau2e the 2tory they fed me at the human emergency block ta2te2 liike complete hoofbea2t 2hiit, 2eriiou2ly.
the real 2tory would be niice, or a more per2ua2iive liie at the very lea2t.
who want2 two fiill me iin on what the grubmunchiing FUCK ii2 goiing on here?
becau2e the 2tory they fed me at the human emergency block ta2te2 liike complete hoofbea2t 2hiit, 2eriiou2ly.
the real 2tory would be niice, or a more per2ua2iive liie at the very lea2t.
24 November 2011 @ 10:37 am
A MOTHERFUCKER HAS TO SORT SOME SHIT OUT.
not gonna be motherfucking around for a while.
THERE IS SOME STRAIGHT UP IMPORTANT AS FUCK BULLSHIT THAT A MOTHERFUCKER GOTTA BE GETTING HIS SORT ON TO.
and this troll is not wanting to see any of you assholes up in his face in the mean time.
WITHOUT MY FRIEND AROUND, THIS IS GONNA BE A MOTHERFUCKING CHALLENGE.
he had such good advice in dulcet as fuck tones.
BUT IT'S SHIT I GOTTA BE MAKING A MOTHERFUCKING DECISION ON.
so don't motherfucking bother me.
THAT MEANS YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
and you know who you are.
GET YOUR NUBBY HORNS INTO MY BUSINESS AND I'LL CRACK THEM STRAIGHT OFF, YOU USELESS LITTLE SHIT.
see you later. Do:
not gonna be motherfucking around for a while.
THERE IS SOME STRAIGHT UP IMPORTANT AS FUCK BULLSHIT THAT A MOTHERFUCKER GOTTA BE GETTING HIS SORT ON TO.
and this troll is not wanting to see any of you assholes up in his face in the mean time.
WITHOUT MY FRIEND AROUND, THIS IS GONNA BE A MOTHERFUCKING CHALLENGE.
he had such good advice in dulcet as fuck tones.
BUT IT'S SHIT I GOTTA BE MAKING A MOTHERFUCKING DECISION ON.
so don't motherfucking bother me.
THAT MEANS YOU, MOTHERFUCKER.
and you know who you are.
GET YOUR NUBBY HORNS INTO MY BUSINESS AND I'LL CRACK THEM STRAIGHT OFF, YOU USELESS LITTLE SHIT.
see you later. Do:
30 October 2011 @ 11:55 pm
Did I invite you guys over?
I wouldn't recommend setting your things down on the
anywhere
I wouldn't recommend setting your things down on the
anywhere
this is an announcement for all the trolls, jade and davesprite!
well, probably less for davesprite because i bet dave went trick-or-treating ironically.
anyway.
we are all going trick-or-treating whether you like it or not!
victor has volunteered to be our chaperone.
it is an earth holiday tradition.
on halloween night, we all dress up in our costumes and go door to door to get candy from our neighbors.
it is actually really fun, even if i don't like candy that much.
also, i totally want to know what all of your costumes are.
i got a police officer uniform!
heheh, i guess you could say that officer egbert will be on the prowl monday night.
a renegade cop policing the mean streets of new moore.
the only way this could be better was if i was cameron poe, but i did that last year.
so yeah. interspecies trick-or-treating!
it will be a nice way for all of us to unwind and hang out after all the weird shit that has happened.
also: candy.
all in favor say aye!
well, probably less for davesprite because i bet dave went trick-or-treating ironically.
anyway.
we are all going trick-or-treating whether you like it or not!
victor has volunteered to be our chaperone.
it is an earth holiday tradition.
on halloween night, we all dress up in our costumes and go door to door to get candy from our neighbors.
it is actually really fun, even if i don't like candy that much.
also, i totally want to know what all of your costumes are.
i got a police officer uniform!
heheh, i guess you could say that officer egbert will be on the prowl monday night.
a renegade cop policing the mean streets of new moore.
the only way this could be better was if i was cameron poe, but i did that last year.
so yeah. interspecies trick-or-treating!
it will be a nice way for all of us to unwind and hang out after all the weird shit that has happened.
also: candy.
all in favor say aye!
28 October 2011 @ 07:31 pm
28 October 2011 @ 04:11 am
HEY ASSHOLES
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.
AND BY ASSHOLES I MEAN A CHOICE SAMPLE OF DEFECTIVE AND COMPLETE ASSHOLES AMONG THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES, WHICH MEANS ALL GRAY-SKINNED IDIOTS AND NO HUMANS EXCEPT EGBERT AND HARLEY NEED APPLY
SO WITH THAT IN MIND, I'VE REVIEWED ALL THE MEMOS POSTED SINCE SOLLUX'S DISAPPEARANCE TO PRESENT.
CONSIDER ME "UP TO SPEED" ON WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SO EVEN IF THIS IS COMING IN TARDY LIKE GAMZEE GOING TO GET SCHOOLFED ON A FINE "WEEKEND DAY" AFTERNOON, I FEEL THE NEED TO REMIND YOU LOSERS OF SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT.
LIKE, REALLY IMPORTANT. SO FUCKING IMPORTANT YOU BETTER BE TAKING NOTES. ARE YOU READY????
UH OH! TOO BAD. HERE IT COMES:
CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP STARTING SHIT WITH EACH OTHER.
OHHHHHHHH SHIT!
I JUST USED 8 H'S. THIS IS FUCKING SERIOUS.
A LOT OF FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENED AND THEN SOLLUX DISAPPEARED. THOSE OF US WITH ANY DEGREE OF PITY FEEL LIKE SHIT ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL ANYONE IT'S POINTLESS TO LOOK ANYMORE. HE'S GONE. HE WAS "RELEASED" INTO THE VAST REALM OF WHEREVER THE FUCK. HE'S NOW FROLICKING AMONGST WHO THE FUCK KNOWS LIKE A GRAND HOOFBEAST GALLOPING ACROSS A GENTLE PLAIN, WIND BILLOWING THROUGH HIS MANE LIKE THE BREEZE SOFTLY RUSTLING THROUGH HIS HIVEMATE'S NECKCAPE. WHATEVER ANY OF THAT MEANS.
LOOK, DIDN'T ANYONE ELSE NOTICE ERIDAN WAS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE TO NOTICE SOLLUX WAS GONE?
PRETTY FUCKING FAST FOR SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT, IF YOU ASK ME.
AND WHILE I'M CALLING PEOPLE OUT
/!\ ¡!URGENT!¡ ATTENTION PYROPE AND AMPORA ¡!URGENT!¡ /!\
WHAT THE EPHEMERAL HUMAN CHRIST WAS THAT EVEN.
I TRIED TO COMPREHEND WHY ANY OF THAT NEEDED TO BE A CONVERSATION BUT THEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY THE PULSATING SENSATION OF MY THINKCELLS HAVING SIMULTANEOUS SEIZURES AND COLLAPSING WHILE CONVULSING, LEAKING A MUTANT CHERRY RED EXPLOSION OF PURE, UNADULTERATED "WHAT THE FUCK" FROM THEIR COLLECTIVE GAPING SEEDFLAPS WHICH THEY SUDDENLY ACQUIRED FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS METAPHOR, LEAVING ME WITH NO RECOLLECTION OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING A CONCLUSION TO MY ORIGINAL QUESTION WHICH I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REACHED PRIOR TO IT HAPPENING.
I HAVE NO SHITTY ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE.
JOHN, DO ME A FAVOR AND IMAGINE I SAID SOMETHING TO YOU LIKE I ALWAYS SAY SINCE I DON'T FEEL LIKE REPEATING MYSELF YET AGAIN LIKE SOME KIND OF MENTALLY DEFICIENT PERSON OR BROKEN RECORD THAT SOME JERK THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO KEEP PLAYING EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUSLY BROKEN.
AND SPEAKING OF THAT
WHAT IS THE SPRITE PROTOTYPED WITH STRIDER DOING HERE???
WHERE THE HELL IS STRIDER
NOT THAT I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED TWO OF THOSE GUYS
BUT SERIOUSLY
WHAT.