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kar you seem vvery upset
but dont forget im your lusus
so if you need to talk about some things im here for you
but dont forget im your lusus
so if you need to talk about some things im here for you
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( thoughtformed ) WELCOME to the New Moore social network
Hello again, New Moore! Isn't this morning just wonderful?
It's been some time since my last network post, and there is much to discuss... like, for instance, my hospitalization at the hands of a certain snow queen; or the fact that a strange robed creature is now sharing my quarters (is it even human?).
But, for now, let's turn our attention to a more pressing matter: my woefully empty gym that you, as a future Pokémon Master, would do well to visit!
Do you specialize in dark-type pokémon? No, of course you don't. That's why I'm here for you! It's quite simple, really. Defeat me and earn your gym badge, or lose and earn nothing. Well, other than experience. Nothing pays quite like experience! Even if that experience is one of crushing loss...
So step right up, young trainers! Your little friends aren't going to train themselves!
It's been some time since my last network post, and there is much to discuss... like, for instance, my hospitalization at the hands of a certain snow queen; or the fact that a strange robed creature is now sharing my quarters (is it even human?).
But, for now, let's turn our attention to a more pressing matter: my woefully empty gym that you, as a future Pokémon Master, would do well to visit!
Do you specialize in dark-type pokémon? No, of course you don't. That's why I'm here for you! It's quite simple, really. Defeat me and earn your gym badge, or lose and earn nothing. Well, other than experience. Nothing pays quite like experience! Even if that experience is one of crushing loss...
So step right up, young trainers! Your little friends aren't going to train themselves!
come one, come all!
after four months and thirteen days of construction, my gym is open once again.
i bet you're asking yourself, "why did john shut down his awesome flying gym for so long?"
because it isn't a flying gym anymore.
(gasp!!!)
that's right guys, the times change and we have to change with them.
maybe you have heard of sky battles?
or maybe you're lame and you haven't.
either way, they are battles that take place in the sky. duh.
that means if you're going to challenge me for the windy badge, you better have some pokemon who can fly or levitate handy!
also i have sky trainer suits ready for all my challengers, because they are badass and not dorky looking, don't listen to any blonde girls going through their weird sexy team rocket phase.
so who's up first?
after four months and thirteen days of construction, my gym is open once again.
i bet you're asking yourself, "why did john shut down his awesome flying gym for so long?"
because it isn't a flying gym anymore.
(gasp!!!)
that's right guys, the times change and we have to change with them.
maybe you have heard of sky battles?
or maybe you're lame and you haven't.
either way, they are battles that take place in the sky. duh.
that means if you're going to challenge me for the windy badge, you better have some pokemon who can fly or levitate handy!
also i have sky trainer suits ready for all my challengers, because they are badass and not dorky looking, don't listen to any blonde girls going through their weird sexy team rocket phase.
so who's up first?
not that any a you wwere wwonderin
but no they havvent evvolvved into gyradoses yet
but that wwont stop me from battlin you so line the fuck up
honestly im pretty unimpressed howw much trainers nowwadays lack a basic patience or understandin behind the complicated process a evvolution
plus evveryone knowws the hemospectrum givves an unfair advvantage to mouth a you anywway
but nobody evven mentions it
but no they havvent evvolvved into gyradoses yet
but that wwont stop me from battlin you so line the fuck up
honestly im pretty unimpressed howw much trainers nowwadays lack a basic patience or understandin behind the complicated process a evvolution
plus evveryone knowws the hemospectrum givves an unfair advvantage to mouth a you anywway
but nobody evven mentions it
wwhatevver fucked up thing made me that wway apparently cured my roommate a his undeadness
to flatout deadness apparently
anywway all his shits gone
to flatout deadness apparently
anywway all his shits gone
im starting to get concerned wwe are all gettin wway too negativve on here
im not tryin to censor this space cause i think the netwwork can make a great soundin board
but im wworried about the long term effects its gonna havve
takin out these feelins online
so if theres somethin botherin you guys i wwant you to knoww im alwways here just to listen
sorry if its none of my business just wwanted to givve you all a quick note of support
im not tryin to censor this space cause i think the netwwork can make a great soundin board
but im wworried about the long term effects its gonna havve
takin out these feelins online
so if theres somethin botherin you guys i wwant you to knoww im alwways here just to listen
sorry if its none of my business just wwanted to givve you all a quick note of support
28 February 2014 @ 11:47 pm
WHAT: This is stupid.
WHO: This guy and any jerks if they decide to bust in.
WHEN: WHO CARES. HE'S ASLEEP ISN'T HE.
NOTE: Given the fact I'll likely add more dreams later, I'll be commenting to my own entry instead of pasting them in this main post every time. Reply with brackets; reply with prose; reply with a novel; reply with one line; make up something entirely ridiculous and unrelated -- do whatever. I can work with it.
1. ( EVEN IF BY SOME CHANCE I WAS, YOU CAN'T PROVE SHIT. )
2. ( WHAT POINT DO ALL THESE SERVE ANYWAY. SEEMS MEANINGFUL. CAN'T THINK OF WHY. )
WHO: This guy and any jerks if they decide to bust in.
WHEN: WHO CARES. HE'S ASLEEP ISN'T HE.
NOTE: Given the fact I'll likely add more dreams later, I'll be commenting to my own entry instead of pasting them in this main post every time. Reply with brackets; reply with prose; reply with a novel; reply with one line; make up something entirely ridiculous and unrelated -- do whatever. I can work with it.
1. ( EVEN IF BY SOME CHANCE I WAS, YOU CAN'T PROVE SHIT. )
2. ( WHAT POINT DO ALL THESE SERVE ANYWAY. SEEMS MEANINGFUL. CAN'T THINK OF WHY. )
28 February 2014 @ 03:08 pm
WHAT: Dreams! all the dreams
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.
( LYDIA MARTIN )
( POLAND )
( VICTOR MANCHA )
( ERIDAN AMPORA )
( ROXY LALONDE )
( LAU )
WHO: Lydia Martin, Poland, Victor Mancha, Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Lau
WHEN: Anytime during the dream plot!
NOTE: PLEASE RESPOND TO WHICHEVER DREAM YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. Try and specify who you're replying to. None of these dreams take place at the same time/place/etc.
( LYDIA MARTIN )
( POLAND )
( VICTOR MANCHA )
( ERIDAN AMPORA )
( ROXY LALONDE )
( LAU )
18 February 2014 @ 12:35 am
OK I KN9W THIS ISN'T THE BEST TIME CONSIDERING NO 9NE CREAM UNDERSTAND pea69dy BUT ice NEW THINKING AND I DECIDED I SH9ULD OPEN A MEM9 judy T9P CLASSY THE AIR. I GUESS IS MINT LIKE...
ATTENTI9N ALLOWS! DRAW THY LIPIDS MUSCLE T9GETHER AND CEASE THIS INCESSANT AND EXCESSIVE 6ATHE 9F 6ULLSHIT! ASSES SH9ULD 6E PERF9RMING MERRY AND GREETS, SEEKING THESE CHARGES ASKED PULL THEMSELVES T9GETHER!
9R SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHERE EVERYONE'S ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTI9N 6UT IT'S NOT 6REAKS I'M SAYING ANYTHING INTEGRATING, IT'S M9RE LIKE THEY'RE LISTENING T9 ME 6ECAUSE I D9U6T LIKE I'M STUPID "6LAH BLAH 6LAH, LISTEN T9 ME. THIS IS IMP9RTANT!" AND IN THE END THEY'RE STARING AS ME AS I V9MIT MY SENTIMENTS LIKE SOME PRICK WITH TW9 LAPS AND A SPEECH DIS9RDER.
6UT I'VE BEEN THINKING A L9T A6LE WEEKDAY HAPPENED 9VER THE C9STS OF THE LADY TW9 HUMAN M9NKS. DID ANY9NE EVEN VERY A LEASH ON THE RED teddy GUY??? H9GS NAME WAS LIKE carli THE PLURAL 9F CAR9USEL SHOCK WHICH IS THE PLURAL 9F carl9s? WHO V9ICES A FUCK. WE'VE HAD ST9P MANY OF T9AST GUTS. THE P9INT IS I HOPE WE ALL FINALLY UNDERARM I'M NOT THAT D9UCHE WORTH A MATURE C9MPLEX, S9 LET ME KNOW I'D TYPE N9T ON THE SAME PANE SH9P I CAN C9ME OVER, REP9 THE PAGE 9UT, CREAM IT D9WN YOUR INSUFFERA6LE CHUTE, AND PERF9RM MY 6EST IMPRESSI9N OF MY HIVE MATE 6Y EVACUATING THE C9NTENTS OF MY SP9NSOR S9 AT LEAST Y9U'LL REMEM6ER ME 6UY S9METHING A LITTLE M9RE DIGNIFIED.
M9VING ON. S9 I GUESS Y9U REMEMBER THE W9UNDS? N9W SOME OX HUG MIGHT HAVE DIED AND THAT'S 9K. N9T THE FACT GOT MUCH GAVE DIED 6UT THE FACT THAT MIGHT N9T WANT THEM BACK. THAT'S C99L. YOU VAN 69T HAVE THAT SH9T 6UT MAY6E SOME 9X HYPE A69UT WANTED T9P TAKE OUT TYPE. NORMALLY THIS STUPID FELLA LIKE IT DETACHES 6UT FOR ME OR FELT LIKE IT WENT 6Y T99 FAST. HERE 9NCE minnie, H9PE THE NEXT.
WEEPS IT REALLY INC9NCEIVA6LE THEM T9 COME CLEAN AMBER dadi AND SAY YES! YES WE ARE A 6UCK OF FUCKED ADS D9NGLE H9LDOUT HIPPY HOSTAGE ON THIS MISTAKE BEY9ND PENCE 9F europ9p ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS PATHETIC AND DISMAL THAN A METE9R 6EING CAST 6Y A D9CKED DEM9N T9UR BOTCHED craig D9PE THREW yates. D9 ANT TILT WANT T9P SIDE F9R EXTENSIONS??? f9rd 9NE'S FREE 6EF9RE WE MEGAPIXEL FUCK HIT ST9P HARD Y9U W9NT REMEM6ER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE PRI9R T9 6EING VI9LATED EVERY R966ERY.
JUST A TH9UGHT!
ANYWAY, N9T THAT I DIDN'T FREAK 9UT AT FIRST 9NCE THE W9UND 9PENED 6UT ONCE I FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS G9ING ON IT WAS OK. I PERSEVERED. I CARRIED ON. THAT'S WHAT Y9U DO. I'M NOT GOING INT9 DETAIL A69UT ALL OF THAT 6UT AFTER I 6ANDAGED MYSELF UP IT WAS KIND 9F A NICE WEEPING IN MY A6D9MEN, THR966ING LIKE THE NOSTALGIC ACHE OF A MESSAGE FR9M AN 9LD FRIEND.
IT'S W9RK. I WANTED TO ALL IS ANGELS HAD ANT APPETITES 6UT THE LAST TIME I DID THAT I'M PERIL SURE I TH9UGHT I WAS G9NNA DIE SETUP S9 THAT JUST CARRIES WEIRD MEM9RIES AND LIE OF STUPID I DON'T WANT T9 FILL A6LE AMENA6LE.
ATTENTI9N ALLOWS! DRAW THY LIPIDS MUSCLE T9GETHER AND CEASE THIS INCESSANT AND EXCESSIVE 6ATHE 9F 6ULLSHIT! ASSES SH9ULD 6E PERF9RMING MERRY AND GREETS, SEEKING THESE CHARGES ASKED PULL THEMSELVES T9GETHER!
9R SOMETHING LIKE THAT WHERE EVERYONE'S ACTUALLY PAYING ATTENTI9N 6UT IT'S NOT 6REAKS I'M SAYING ANYTHING INTEGRATING, IT'S M9RE LIKE THEY'RE LISTENING T9 ME 6ECAUSE I D9U6T LIKE I'M STUPID "6LAH BLAH 6LAH, LISTEN T9 ME. THIS IS IMP9RTANT!" AND IN THE END THEY'RE STARING AS ME AS I V9MIT MY SENTIMENTS LIKE SOME PRICK WITH TW9 LAPS AND A SPEECH DIS9RDER.
6UT I'VE BEEN THINKING A L9T A6LE WEEKDAY HAPPENED 9VER THE C9STS OF THE LADY TW9 HUMAN M9NKS. DID ANY9NE EVEN VERY A LEASH ON THE RED teddy GUY??? H9GS NAME WAS LIKE carli THE PLURAL 9F CAR9USEL SHOCK WHICH IS THE PLURAL 9F carl9s? WHO V9ICES A FUCK. WE'VE HAD ST9P MANY OF T9AST GUTS. THE P9INT IS I HOPE WE ALL FINALLY UNDERARM I'M NOT THAT D9UCHE WORTH A MATURE C9MPLEX, S9 LET ME KNOW I'D TYPE N9T ON THE SAME PANE SH9P I CAN C9ME OVER, REP9 THE PAGE 9UT, CREAM IT D9WN YOUR INSUFFERA6LE CHUTE, AND PERF9RM MY 6EST IMPRESSI9N OF MY HIVE MATE 6Y EVACUATING THE C9NTENTS OF MY SP9NSOR S9 AT LEAST Y9U'LL REMEM6ER ME 6UY S9METHING A LITTLE M9RE DIGNIFIED.
M9VING ON. S9 I GUESS Y9U REMEMBER THE W9UNDS? N9W SOME OX HUG MIGHT HAVE DIED AND THAT'S 9K. N9T THE FACT GOT MUCH GAVE DIED 6UT THE FACT THAT MIGHT N9T WANT THEM BACK. THAT'S C99L. YOU VAN 69T HAVE THAT SH9T 6UT MAY6E SOME 9X HYPE A69UT WANTED T9P TAKE OUT TYPE. NORMALLY THIS STUPID FELLA LIKE IT DETACHES 6UT FOR ME OR FELT LIKE IT WENT 6Y T99 FAST. HERE 9NCE minnie, H9PE THE NEXT.
WEEPS IT REALLY INC9NCEIVA6LE THEM T9 COME CLEAN AMBER dadi AND SAY YES! YES WE ARE A 6UCK OF FUCKED ADS D9NGLE H9LDOUT HIPPY HOSTAGE ON THIS MISTAKE BEY9ND PENCE 9F europ9p ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS PATHETIC AND DISMAL THAN A METE9R 6EING CAST 6Y A D9CKED DEM9N T9UR BOTCHED craig D9PE THREW yates. D9 ANT TILT WANT T9P SIDE F9R EXTENSIONS??? f9rd 9NE'S FREE 6EF9RE WE MEGAPIXEL FUCK HIT ST9P HARD Y9U W9NT REMEM6ER WHAT LIFE WAS LIKE PRI9R T9 6EING VI9LATED EVERY R966ERY.
JUST A TH9UGHT!
ANYWAY, N9T THAT I DIDN'T FREAK 9UT AT FIRST 9NCE THE W9UND 9PENED 6UT ONCE I FIGURED OUT WHAT WAS G9ING ON IT WAS OK. I PERSEVERED. I CARRIED ON. THAT'S WHAT Y9U DO. I'M NOT GOING INT9 DETAIL A69UT ALL OF THAT 6UT AFTER I 6ANDAGED MYSELF UP IT WAS KIND 9F A NICE WEEPING IN MY A6D9MEN, THR966ING LIKE THE NOSTALGIC ACHE OF A MESSAGE FR9M AN 9LD FRIEND.
IT'S W9RK. I WANTED TO ALL IS ANGELS HAD ANT APPETITES 6UT THE LAST TIME I DID THAT I'M PERIL SURE I TH9UGHT I WAS G9NNA DIE SETUP S9 THAT JUST CARRIES WEIRD MEM9RIES AND LIE OF STUPID I DON'T WANT T9 FILL A6LE AMENA6LE.
not that anyone evven givves a shit
but wwhatevver wwas happenin ovver the last couple fuckin days doesnt seem to havve ended in me bein decapitated again
wwhich wwas a thing that happened to more a us than youd expect
corpse desecration might not be as frowwned upon in your primitivve societies but its pretty fuckin loww evven for us
but it didnt end up happenin so you can stop not wworryin about me noww thanks
but wwhatevver wwas happenin ovver the last couple fuckin days doesnt seem to havve ended in me bein decapitated again
wwhich wwas a thing that happened to more a us than youd expect
corpse desecration might not be as frowwned upon in your primitivve societies but its pretty fuckin loww evven for us
but it didnt end up happenin so you can stop not wworryin about me noww thanks
24 January 2014 @ 03:05 pm
how are you all doing? talk to me.
[ private to agents + carol + whoever wants to hack it his coding is off today. ]
10-54. tahiti.
keep john out.
[ private to agents + carol + whoever wants to hack it his coding is off today. ]
10-54. tahiti.
keep john out.
13 January 2014 @ 07:06 am
[the video has a lot of static fuzz. the camera constantly flickers in and out of the light - the creature is fumbling with the device.
eventually, it focuses on what is arguably a face, albeit one drenched in a millenia's poundage of greasepaint (we hope it's greasepaint). the grand highblood's gnarled horns and black mane obscure most of the frame. he is simply too huge to use the keyboard.
he coughs a phlegmatic cough, and it is nasty as fuck. his voice is deep the way undersea drilling rigs are deep.]
A THOUSAND CAEGARS FOR THE HEAD OF THE RED TEXT MOTHERFUCKER
[ohhhh shit]
eventually, it focuses on what is arguably a face, albeit one drenched in a millenia's poundage of greasepaint (we hope it's greasepaint). the grand highblood's gnarled horns and black mane obscure most of the frame. he is simply too huge to use the keyboard.
he coughs a phlegmatic cough, and it is nasty as fuck. his voice is deep the way undersea drilling rigs are deep.]
A THOUSAND CAEGARS FOR THE HEAD OF THE RED TEXT MOTHERFUCKER
[ohhhh shit]
it might sound cheesy, but i gotta admit, i dreamed about something like this a couple times.
not that you need to sleep vwhen you're dead, although catching some zz's in the shade is a decent homage to the wvibe i'm trying to put out.
if i vwas doing something like that, any number of trolls vwould vwalk by and think "vwho's that cool fella owver there just sleeping vwherewver he pleases?
he must not conform to any of society's expectations of him, pursuing a afterlife in the moment, vwithout regards for the boring normal dead routine.
that's a bro i'd like to get to knowv, see vwhere it goes, maybe let something fun dewvelop."
things like that.
man, to be honest... i vwish i could turn off my vworries and enjoy vwhere vwe're at.
but the vwhole thing is too surreal to adopt a laid back attitude about, you knowv?
i can't just turn off my feelings, as i'm sure is easy for guys vwho aren't as sensitiwve and artistic as me.
there's just a lot going on up there and it's not like i can sort through some preexisting issues on top of this vwhole relocation hubbub.
it's too much to think about vwhere i'm going in this post life and if anyone vwill ewver vwanna share it vwith me, if i hawve to simultaneously vwonder vwhat anyone vwould vwant vwith such a random fucking assortment of trolls here.
i mean i already told meenah i vwasn't at a wviolent place emoceanlly right nowv and i vwouldn't be engaging in any ghost army.
i think i made my feelings pretty fucking explicit ewven.
so it's dovwnright disheartening to knowv someone somevwhere heard me say as much, but still figured it vwas vwithin their right to snatch me up for some nefarious purpose?
i mean, vwhat's the deal vwith people asking me to respect boundaries and shit if someone else out there vwon't bother with mine?
but i guess my feelings don't actually matter in the long run.
if the person that brought us here ewver decides to deign me with an appearance, i'd say as much, too, but knovwing my luck i'll blowv any chance of making something happen vwith them by starting the conwversation angry.
so if there's somebody out there vwho's got have a thinkpan cell on the ifs and vwhats behind our little appearances here, giwve me a shoutout and let me hear your wvievws.
i'm pretty good at listening and also shoulder massages. just saying.
but back to vwhat i vwas saying about dreaming of a place like this.
it's kinda owvervwhelming to spend your vwhole afterlife or at least a significant chunk of it vwishing you could ask a human from that time period vwhat their life vwas like, get some tips for embracing my true self, you dig?
i vwager there's a fair fewv of you out there on this netvwork too vwho knowv just howv to help me too.
i just gotta think about vwhat to ask you all, real humans, salt of the earth vwhich is totally the planet i ought to hawve been born in, century specific, of course.
not those other dreambubble hijacking humans vwho vweren't ewven a decade close to vwhat i'm looking for.
and could'wve been at least a little more understanding vwhen a guy asks them cultural questions, instead of vwriting me off to suck face vwith each other.
not ewverybody is dominated by their hormones, some of us hawve more introspectiwve pursuits.
no, here is vwhere it's really at, and vwhat vwith all the time bullshit this place seems to be experiencing, i'm sure one of you out there can ansvwer the questions burning in my inner humanlike soul.
like, for starters-
howv does my hair look? pretty great, right?
#asl? #coolscar #obwviously theres more questions to come after that but #talk about asking vwhat's on ewverybody's mind
not that you need to sleep vwhen you're dead, although catching some zz's in the shade is a decent homage to the wvibe i'm trying to put out.
if i vwas doing something like that, any number of trolls vwould vwalk by and think "vwho's that cool fella owver there just sleeping vwherewver he pleases?
he must not conform to any of society's expectations of him, pursuing a afterlife in the moment, vwithout regards for the boring normal dead routine.
that's a bro i'd like to get to knowv, see vwhere it goes, maybe let something fun dewvelop."
things like that.
man, to be honest... i vwish i could turn off my vworries and enjoy vwhere vwe're at.
but the vwhole thing is too surreal to adopt a laid back attitude about, you knowv?
i can't just turn off my feelings, as i'm sure is easy for guys vwho aren't as sensitiwve and artistic as me.
there's just a lot going on up there and it's not like i can sort through some preexisting issues on top of this vwhole relocation hubbub.
it's too much to think about vwhere i'm going in this post life and if anyone vwill ewver vwanna share it vwith me, if i hawve to simultaneously vwonder vwhat anyone vwould vwant vwith such a random fucking assortment of trolls here.
i mean i already told meenah i vwasn't at a wviolent place emoceanlly right nowv and i vwouldn't be engaging in any ghost army.
i think i made my feelings pretty fucking explicit ewven.
so it's dovwnright disheartening to knowv someone somevwhere heard me say as much, but still figured it vwas vwithin their right to snatch me up for some nefarious purpose?
i mean, vwhat's the deal vwith people asking me to respect boundaries and shit if someone else out there vwon't bother with mine?
but i guess my feelings don't actually matter in the long run.
if the person that brought us here ewver decides to deign me with an appearance, i'd say as much, too, but knovwing my luck i'll blowv any chance of making something happen vwith them by starting the conwversation angry.
so if there's somebody out there vwho's got have a thinkpan cell on the ifs and vwhats behind our little appearances here, giwve me a shoutout and let me hear your wvievws.
i'm pretty good at listening and also shoulder massages. just saying.
but back to vwhat i vwas saying about dreaming of a place like this.
it's kinda owvervwhelming to spend your vwhole afterlife or at least a significant chunk of it vwishing you could ask a human from that time period vwhat their life vwas like, get some tips for embracing my true self, you dig?
i vwager there's a fair fewv of you out there on this netvwork too vwho knowv just howv to help me too.
i just gotta think about vwhat to ask you all, real humans, salt of the earth vwhich is totally the planet i ought to hawve been born in, century specific, of course.
not those other dreambubble hijacking humans vwho vweren't ewven a decade close to vwhat i'm looking for.
and could'wve been at least a little more understanding vwhen a guy asks them cultural questions, instead of vwriting me off to suck face vwith each other.
not ewverybody is dominated by their hormones, some of us hawve more introspectiwve pursuits.
no, here is vwhere it's really at, and vwhat vwith all the time bullshit this place seems to be experiencing, i'm sure one of you out there can ansvwer the questions burning in my inner humanlike soul.
like, for starters-
howv does my hair look? pretty great, right?
#asl? #coolscar #obwviously theres more questions to come after that but #talk about asking vwhat's on ewverybody's mind
09 January 2014 @ 01:47 am
I've enc9untered several frustrating limitati9ns in the ID system. If any9ne has any advice 9n h9w t9 6ypass these restricti9ns I w9uld appreciate y9u letting me kn9w as s99n as p9ssi6le. While "inexcusa6le" d9es get the message acr9ss after my pu6lic address has 6een reviewed, I'm n9t sure the entirety 9f the matter can 6e summed up with 9ne w9rd al9ne. N9t 9nly that 6ut it c9nveys a firm t9ne and den9tes anger and I w9uld like t9 av9id giving that impressi9n t9 my dancest9r if I'm a6le. (T9 see a definiti9n 9f the w9rd "dancest9r," please see my previ9us pu6lic address.)
#Size matters
#Size matters
( report card )
wwell i thought this rankin shit wwas dowwnright pointless
but apparently theyre still doin it
an thanks to instrumental bullshit i havve to get it signed?? apparently
wwell i thought this rankin shit wwas dowwnright pointless
but apparently theyre still doin it
an thanks to instrumental bullshit i havve to get it signed?? apparently
wwhat is the most important thing in life to you because i need to find somethin that can be important to me too
Ok, at the risk of inviting some sort of ne8ulous cosmic and/or magic spiteful island wrath that may or may not have tentacles and 8e grim as fuck,
I am so fucking 8OOOOOOOORED.
And other than throwing Eridan off a 8uilding for kicks, I can't think of anything to do. ::::\
School is stupid, and parties are stupid, why was homecoming even a thing?
Ok, whatever. Point is, what is there to do right now that isn't stupid.
Hey, w8 a second.
According to the still super dum8 and always will 8e super dum8 human calendar d8, I've 8een here almost a whole year now.
What a weird anniversary to have.
I guess this is where I am supposed to say, "here's to another year of getting pulled kicking and screaming into a television, and stupid parties everyone gets invited to for some reason where the school guidance counselor always wins the popularity contest, and everyone gets turned into horri8le monsters sometimes, all while you mostly lose and only occasionally regain the people you actually give a shit a8out,"
8ut fuck that.
That said,
I guess I am fine with sticking around.
Oh.
I guess I should head this off 8efore it even starts.
No, Mayor. You can't throw a party for this. Or a parade. Or anything!
Or if there has to 8e a cele8ration, you are 8anned from running it. And that's final!
I am so fucking 8OOOOOOOORED.
And other than throwing Eridan off a 8uilding for kicks, I can't think of anything to do. ::::\
School is stupid, and parties are stupid, why was homecoming even a thing?
Ok, whatever. Point is, what is there to do right now that isn't stupid.
Hey, w8 a second.
According to the still super dum8 and always will 8e super dum8 human calendar d8, I've 8een here almost a whole year now.
What a weird anniversary to have.
I guess this is where I am supposed to say, "here's to another year of getting pulled kicking and screaming into a television, and stupid parties everyone gets invited to for some reason where the school guidance counselor always wins the popularity contest, and everyone gets turned into horri8le monsters sometimes, all while you mostly lose and only occasionally regain the people you actually give a shit a8out,"
8ut fuck that.
That said,
I guess I am fine with sticking around.
Oh.
I guess I should head this off 8efore it even starts.
No, Mayor. You can't throw a party for this. Or a parade. Or anything!
Or if there has to 8e a cele8ration, you are 8anned from running it. And that's final!
Calling the police department directly for your lycanthropic or vampiric and/or bat or wolf related problems is currently ill advised. Contacting the department directly for unrelated emergencies is also ill advised.
And contacting directly in general.
Dispatch is being particularly creepy and I would rather cut that off before they send out anyone equally as creepy.
Please add the extension #876 for officer O'Toole, who will then put me on the line because he's not nearly as useful.
And contacting directly in general.
Dispatch is being particularly creepy and I would rather cut that off before they send out anyone equally as creepy.
Please add the extension #876 for officer O'Toole, who will then put me on the line because he's not nearly as useful.