[White skin, pitch black hair, made up in black and wearing clothes straight out of Goths R Us, there is a bright-eyed, ridiculously cheery woman smiling into the camera. Those of you who have died before... you may recognize her. This is Death.]

Well, this is new! Or at least this iteration is new. I can't say that I've ever been here like this. I know the place, of course, and some of you I know better than others. Hello, Nathan! It's good to see you on this side of things!

Not that I don't mind a bit of a vacation, but I'm not due for one until fall, and I was thinking I'd go to Iceland this time. This place is nice, I admit, but I do have things I need to be doing. Great "weird mission" and all. Things are going to build up, and last time that happened it wasn't so pretty.

I know, I know... No one knows how to get out and the government isn't telling. Well, I'll have to see if my little brother can at least let people know until they come to their senses. It's just not terribly bright to trap one of us for long.

So who knows what's most fun to do around here? I can't say that I ever stuck around long enough to find out! Busy girl, you know.