Ah, Madamoiselle, a woman's hair is her glory, or so it is said! Vraimant, to do such a thing would magnify your beauty beyond even the sun's!

Ah, as for that, Madamoiselle's hair is already beautiful naturally, so it would not be... how would you say... frugal?

But surely, there can be no doubt? Given the beautiful depth of madamoiselle's eyes, the smoothness of her skin, the lustrous shine of her dark hair, and the forthrightness of her speech... ah, you are not just a woman, but formidable! Magnifique! You do not lack in confidence, I think?

A uniform? Ah, but the glamour! The dapper elegance!

I shall make Madamoiselle a deal! I am, you see, something of an a amateur stylist, an expert in matters such as couture, and I would be all too pleased to assist Madamoiselle in a practical re-invention of herself, for much less than the charge would be in a salon!

Let us see... here on the island they use the dollar and not the euro, so perhaps my reckoning will be slightly incorrect, but ... for the haircut, the manicure and pedicure, the minimal necessities of make-up... for all these together, we will say $60... then, perhaps, we may go hunting for the bargains, as they say, and some minimal amount more may go to the shops and outlets and botiques here.

Rene Richard de Grantaine, at your service, Milady!

Not half as lucky as I, ma cherie! Making a gorgeous client even more gorgeous is not only facile, it is a rare pleasure!

Ah... mais non, the beauty schools, they cost more than I can afford. I am an aide personelle.

To anyone in need of help!

Besides, the girls of Paris, they do not complain of my charm. To achieve such an end, one should never resort to dishonorable means, Madamoiselle.

L'amor, cherie, is a serious business. One may jest in love, but not about is.

Non, Madamoiselle. Je suis célibataire.