Why does stuff like this keep happening to me.

We ain't married, bitch. We ain't even talkin' right now, not after that Pokemon shit.
 
 
30 May 2014 @ 11:58 am
[ there's a man in a wheelchair looking most disgruntled ]

It's a creative kidnapping, I'll give it that. But quite frankly, it's just irksome. So I'd really appreciate it if someone could get me a ride back to New York.
 
 
23 May 2014 @ 05:34 pm
What are the consequences for robbing a bank? I am uncertain.
 
 
22 May 2014 @ 01:14 pm
Some one pointed out to me that it's almost June today.

I guess that means I'm eight now. No one reminded me this year and there were other things going on, so I forgot.


[ He meant the only person that always reminds him isn't here. He misses her. ]
 
 
21 May 2014 @ 11:00 pm
 
Who the hell KEYED MY CAR?!
 
 
20 May 2014 @ 09:04 pm
Oh for the love of- Shit. All right. I still haven't figured out all the ways this thing works. I mean, a phone is one thing, but this is a bit more complicated than it needs to be.

[There's a heavy pause, and a sigh. When he speaks again, his voice is slightly strained.]

Is there a way to figure out who all's here on this island? I probably should have just asked at the hospital, I just... wanted to see if there was anyone I might know.
 
 
17 May 2014 @ 11:55 pm
Who: Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler
What: "John Watson has been released."
Where: this GODFORSAKEN ISLAND
When: post-pokemon
Warnings: ?? drug/suicide references probs

and now it's time to leave and turn to dust )
 
 
16 May 2014 @ 04:56 pm
It was a strange experience overall, but I rather liked those "pokemon". It was nice to touch a living creature and have them enjoy the feel of my powers.

Did anyone else enjoy it?
 
 
12 May 2014 @ 07:42 pm
 
so i get the whole thing with "pokémon rights" and all.
and how we totally shouldnt be making them fight for our own amusement.
but i got four bored as hell pokés here squaring off against each other.
not to mention im also bored as hell.
doubt any of you really got much of a shot against me, but who wants to throw down?
 
 
12 May 2014 @ 03:09 pm
 
The fur levels in this apartment are getting out of hand. ALL of the Eevees are shedding and have you ever SEEN a Jolteon or a Flareon shed? Static electricity and bloody firestarters everywhere.

This is ridiculous.
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 08:52 pm
 
Someone take that child's phone away.
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
YOU ARE A SHIT STIMULUS
A FOUL PACKAGE THAT KEEPS SHITTING OVER EVERYTHINGGGP[KHRLJKTHEDKL;DF
RGFKP
D;'
SL;
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GKVL
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
THE FACT YOU EVEN HAVE A TRAINER'S CARD IS A SHIT SMEAR ON THE WHOLE HISTORY OF THIS RESPECTED INSTITUTION
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE REGISTHKLJGLKFJ LAFJK ;LSDKFA;KLDF;LAKD;FK
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
HEY IS YOUR NAME "I'M AGGRESSIVELY USELESS AND I NEED TO STOP TRYING TO FIUGHKHLFLJOPFJ KHLJPORJLFKSARGH
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
CAN WE TAKE YOUR POKéBALLS AND USE THEM FOR SOMETHING BETTER LIKE LIGHTING THEM ON FUCKING FIRE???
THERE WAS A GOD DAMN BOTTLE IN THE ONE THAT WASN'T FUCKING EMPTY!!
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
ARGKL;ASKF;ASKF;AKSF;LKADF
AL;SDFO ALRHAE;RHKMAEOHJ
TJH
SDKLFJS;DLFK
SDJF
DFKLGJ
FUCKYPRO
FUCK

FUCK

FUCKL
STOP!!!!!!
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THIS MAD MAN
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE
JUST GET OVER HERE AND DISTRACT HIM
YOU CAN TELL WHO HE IS SINCE HE'S THE ONE NOT WEARING PANTS
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING
IT'S OBVIOUS YOUR FINE MOTOR SKILLS HAVEN'T IMPROVED SINCE YOU STOPPED SHITTING YOURSELF
HAHAHAHA OH WAIT!
 
 
09 May 2014 @ 11:37 pm
 
AJGLKADKF:LASDKF JFAKLD
ARGH
WHY
 
 
 
 
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