Who: Mostly Hans and Elsa, but characters in their general area can jump in.
What: Hans briefly becomes good. Problem is, he acts exactly the way he does when he's pretending he's not bad.
Where: South 401
When: Early morning, March 29th.
Warnings: None yet?

( and every moment after )

Um. Just a public-service announcement. I've noticed a lack of recycling here with that recent heat wave and everything so if I can just ask you all to switch to reuseable water bottles instead of contributing to the world's pollution by using a ridiculous amount of plastic ones that would be greeeaaat. Thanks.

Also that volcano made like a huge dent in our great tree friends so maybe think about helping replant those instead of fixing your asbestos-filled roof first? Those roofs that really ought to be replaced completely to a newer and environmentally safe alternative can wait because it takes far longer for a tree to grow than to throw money at that. Maybe make the entire thing solar panels! Ohhhh. That would really help reduce our oil use. We should do that.

Let's just make roofs out of solar panels.

[Set up in Sheska's room, the phone is getting a great view of what an absolute mess she's made of it. There are clothes everywhere. The woman of the hour is wearing red and black lace chemise and pouting into the nearly empty interior of her closet.]

Oh my gaaaaawd... I have, like, nothing to wear. This is awful! What was I thinking when I bought all this junk? I guess it's fine for work, or whatever, but you can't go out in this stuff! I mean look at this.

[She pulls out a lavender lace dress, holding it up in disgust.]

What am I, sixty? Are we having a tea party? Puh-leeze. I need something fun and fresh and attractive already. Alright...

[She spins to face the camera with a brilliant smile, one foot cocked and arms up in a little victory sign.]

Shopping spree~ I am way overdue for a new wardrobe. Who wants to come with~?