WHO: Jim Moriarty and anyone!
WHAT: The super-villain thing just isn't cutting it anymore. Time to try out the weird but brilliant professor gig!
WHEN: October 9, throughout the day and evening.
WHERE: Anywhere in or around any New Moore school building
WARNINGS: I hope none!

( At this point, Jim Moriarty would even consider spit-balls and paper airplanes worth enduring. )

Students. Due to an unfortunate... incident... during the recent unpleasantness I will be unable to teach for a short time. I trust that you will show my substitute the same respect that you show to me while I am absent.


Karkat Vantas. Please try to refrain from overturning any tables.
Dave Strider. Please do not encourage him.

Well that was mildly invigorating. An excellent step forward in upping the liveliness of this island. If you can not bring the people to the city crime, bring the city crime to the people.

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