Entries tagged with nagisa kaworu

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Who: Shinji (organizer), Kaworu (birthday boy) and EVERYBODY WHO WANTS TO JIN IN
What: Party at the beach! There will be fishing and a bonfire and music and whatever you want.
Where: A beach.
When: Friday 13th, September - late afternoon/evening.

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Bring back the alien. Dancing in underwear to Michael Jackson at 4 AM is preferable to deranged lunatic.

To: Richard
I'm going underground indefinitely until this guy leaves the island or they assign him to someone else. He is weird and creepy. If I stop contacting you wait until it's been a week before you start attempting to drag Drake on a manhunt.

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What if you've still got a husband from the last time?

Shouldn't I have gotten his stuff when he left since I'm eligible for a second one?

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i'm dead apparently i thought i should let everyone know

it's not that different from being alive so far but my funeral was nice at least. am i supposed to haunt someone? i don't know if i'm actually up to that it sounds really intimidating

anyway goodbye

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Explorations in philosophy.

I cannot find my husband.

At a time like this, some further reading is required, since this arena of human relationships is not one I had considered extensively. Wollstonecraft, Kierkegaard, Witte, and Dworkin have all produced relevant texts which those concerned with the present state of their relationships might wish to study. Plato addressed the matter more obliquely. If anyone with extensive philosophical interest in contractual, sacramental, or metaphysical unions who wishes to supply their perspective, I would appreciate it.

In the meantime, I will continue my search.

Mister Holmes. Please be gentle with Shinji. He has previously expressed a variety of uncertainties worth considering on the subject of physical consummation.

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nagisa kaworu

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[Island, have just what you've never known you needed: a pair of kaworus, exactly identical in every detail, keeping one eye on one another and another on the camera. At first, they speak in unison.]

It's interesting.

[Here they pause to exchange smiles and laughter, in unison at first but diverging partway through, after which they take turns speaking.]

It seems as though everyone's more experienced selves -

- are either possessed of the certain self-knowledge that their past selves will not listen -

- or are caught up in a cyclical pattern of self-loathing leading them to precipitous action. Or -

- their past selves are threatened and resentful, afraid of the future...

[Unison again.]

or are caught up in a cyclical pattern of self-loathing leading again to precipitous action.

[They sigh, shaking their heads. Then the one on the left takes over.]

We found it far more effective to delay action until we were certain we understood one another. Now, our situation has been resolved to our mutual satisfaction.

[The one on the right picks up the thread.]

And we've been able to devote time to learning from one another and enjoying the company of a uniquely complementary perspective.

[Now left again.]

It's been fascinating to discover the kinds of insights my own past can offer me. That a future version has greater experience is evident to everyone, but there are benefits to reversing the exchange as well.

[And the right.]

Shinji, if you're free, we'd like to spend some time together before this window of opportunity closes.

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If you're lost you can look and you will find me [Open Log!]

Who: The Daves of Christmas present and future (no actual Christmas included)
Where: All over New Moore. The Dave of your choice will probably go to you. Or feel free to run into him somewhere while he's distracted texting--Present Dave's doing his usual pizza runs, while Future Dave's mostly wandering around, enjoying the sights, looking for familiar (yet super tiny) faces.
When: Throughout the event from 8/8-8/12
What: Look, is it so weird for a guy who's traveled over ten years back in time to want to hang out with his tiny teenage friends? Or his tiny grown-up friends, as the case may be? LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE SO TINY. THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR.

( Time after time )

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yea ok what the coddamn is goin on now
youd think after cod knows how many sweeps id be used to this shit by now
nope still a pain in the bass

what the eff happened to my bakery
place looks tiny as all get out
dont efin remember it ever bein that small so if somemoby did somefin to it get ready to get culled got it

whatevs
yo somemoby get all up in here and tell me what the glub is goin on ok

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mayor no no no no i dont got you oh my god why did you leave my sweet embrace
are you ok
its ok im coming to get you right this second youll be ok itll all be ok

why was i asleep on the beach
christ ow ow ow how did i sunburn this much
mayor im coming to get you but it might be slightly later than right this second please confirm your state of okness

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[text] [nerd alert]

With everything that's going on, sometimes it's good to find something nice and familiar!

[Attached: Photo of a completed 1/100 scale plastic model robot.]

Since I don't have any of my tools or paints here, I had to go with an easier model. Because of that, and because he has a really strong and consistent image, I could put it together in a few minutes, and didn't even need to check the instructions (´▽`) His name is Billbine!

It makes me wonder what kind of show he's from, but I'd never actually watch it...

Is there anyone else here who likes robots and stuff? What about someone who knows where I can get a gas mask?

[[OOC: In the insane event that somebody actually apps from Aura Battler Dunbine, I'll retcon that robot.]]

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only too happy to explain the miracle [text post, open to anyone!]

oKaY, sO

lIkE

yOu KnOw HoW, wHeN yOu Up AnD wAnT tO sTuFf YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoOd ChUtE wItH a ThInG, aNd It AiN't GoT aLl ThE rIgHt LeVeLs.......... Of CuRd MoThErFuCkEr?

AnD yOu AiNt GoT yOuR hAvE oN a BaGgIe Of ThE gOoD sHiT........

yOu'Ve GoTtA uP aNd TaKe ThAt LaRd BrIcK tO sHrEd CiTy, bRo!

AlL uP AnD gRaTe YoUr OwN cHeEsE!

pIcTuRe ThAt ShIt ReAl GoOd, WiTh YoUr EyEs, Or I GuEsS mOtHeRfUcKeR gOt HiS iMaGiNe On ReAl StRoNg He CaN uSe ThAt

So LiKe..........

YoU'rE tHe ChEeSe, BrO

yOu AlL uP aNd BeInG iN yOuR wHeY pLaNeT aNd ThEn YoU tOuCh... ThE wAlL oN ThE sHaRp SiDe, AnD iT uP aNd SlIcE a MoThErFuCkEr OfF hIs ChEdDaR lIkE oNe LoNeLy AsS cUrL!

bUt YoU tRy AnD sHrEd On OuT bAcK tHe WaY yOu CaMe..... DaMn, MoThErFuCkEr, We On ThE sLiPpErY sIdE! yOu WaNnA gEt OuT yOu GoTtA oLlIe JuSsSsSsSt RiGhT

aNd LiKe, SoMeTiMeS, tHeRe'S sHiT iN tHe WaY, bEcAuSe HuMaN cHeEsEs ArE fUcKiNg AlL kInDs Of StIcKiNg On ShIt. DaMn I bEt MaGnEtS sTiCk ReAl FuCkInG nIcE oN a LiMbErGeR :o)

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[When the feed turns on, the frame is filled with the face of what appears to be a very angry woman with a somewhat bat-like face. She yells into the phone. ]

WHERE. IS. HAMBO. WHERE IS HE, YOU DORKS!? Whoever took him is going to PAY WITH THEIR IMMORTAL SOUL WHEN I RIP IT OUT OF YOUR BODY AND SWALLOW YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART.

[ She pauses and takes a breath, her face shifting back to normal for a moment. She looks a little embarrassed. ]
Ugh.. okay, look. Seriously. Whoever took my bear, I just.. I just need him back, okay? I don’t care that he’s old, or that he smells a little funny, or that maybe the stitching on his eye is coming off, but I just… need him back. I mean, it’s not like he’s any good to you, right!? So just… GIVE HIM BACK ALREADY! He’s no good to you ANYWAY!

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001 | Kudou Shinichi | Text |

I was told that this was connected to a network which usually means there's more people on the other end. So, I'm Shinichi and before anyone asks, Yes, I'm seven. No, I'm not scared, traumatized or hurt and No, I don't miss my parents. I want more information on what they told me about being fictional since that's a lot to ask someone to believe when they don't even have proof of their claims. The other thing I wanted to ask is if any of you could recommend some really good Mysteries, but you should know I've already read most of the classics. Which reminds me, if this is where fictional people end up then does that mean Sherlock Holmes is here too?

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Please don't send Christopher photos of your stockings.

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Um… I’m sorry to bother anyone, but could someone tell me where I am? I’m a little lost and you see I kinda have somewhere important that I need to be right now.

This place is really big. Not as big as some of the other cities that I’ve been to, but it’s still really big. I mean, the buildings are all really tall. Do lots and lots of people really live inside them? Doesn’t it get really cramped in there with all those people running around?

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text; -- action at bakery

whats up with all this cat stuff
man all you are straight up embarrassing yourselves
glad i didnt go and get affected like some loser
dont got no weird tails or ears over here
tho everyone seems to like me all of a sudden
whatevs im purrfectly normal

wait
uh i meant to say im pawsitively unaffected
fuck no
im feline fine

O)( MY CLAW--ED
I CANT PUN RIG)(T

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[ Once-ler's (sporting a trendy new look of cats-scratched-my-face-up-so-much-why-this) in the park! He clears his throat then holds a thneed up to the camera. See thneed. He then folds the thneed into a small fuzzy ball and shows that to the camera. Fuzzy yarn like ball. He then points the camera down to show a bunch of cats sitting there watching it very very eagerly.

He then points the camera away from him and tosses the thneed. 10+ cats scramble after the thing ]

Going out on a limb here... But if anybody wants to buy one of these right now, it makes the greatest cat toy ever. It's only 3.98 and for an extra .15 cents I will throw a tiny laser pointer. Fun for hours guaranteed.

We're also having discounts on anchovy pizza.

Also! Also. [ points at one of the newer scratches on his cheek ] I'm aware I'm very tall and you can't get down for some reason but if I'm just going to get scratched up for helping, I'm going to have to start charging to get all the cats slash cat-people down from your trees. 'Cause ow....

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Hello everybody! (^o^)/

I guess last time I didn't even introduce myself, oops! My name is Yukari. I arrived a little while ago, but it took a while for me to get set up with a proper apartment and internet connection.

Well... I'm almost 15 years old, I guess I'll be starting going to school again pretty soon, and I'm not going to really talk about the "You're fictional" thing more until I've had some time to think about it.

In the meantime, does anybody need any machinery or electronics repaired? I'm pretty good with machines, so it's at least something I can do for now.

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[Locked away from Shinji ikari.]

What manner of gifts are most traditional to bring for one's date if the occasion of the date is baking?

I am familiar with movies, dinners, dances, long walks on the beach, and senseless hook-ups; and the associated gift traditions of each (popcorn, chocolates, flowers, a pair of fruit-themed alcoholic beverages, and nothing but your bad self, respectively).

However, I have never been on a baking date before.