mirthy: (very reassuring)
Gamzee Makara ([personal profile] mirthy) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-08-03 07:12 pm
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only too happy to explain the miracle [text post, open to anyone!]

oKaY, sO

lIkE

yOu KnOw HoW, wHeN yOu Up AnD wAnT tO sTuFf YoUr mOtHeRfUcKiNg FoOd ChUtE wItH a ThInG, aNd It AiN't GoT aLl ThE rIgHt LeVeLs.......... Of CuRd MoThErFuCkEr?

AnD yOu AiNt GoT yOuR hAvE oN a BaGgIe Of ThE gOoD sHiT........

yOu'Ve GoTtA uP aNd TaKe ThAt LaRd BrIcK tO sHrEd CiTy, bRo!

AlL uP AnD gRaTe YoUr OwN cHeEsE!

pIcTuRe ThAt ShIt ReAl GoOd, WiTh YoUr EyEs, Or I GuEsS mOtHeRfUcKeR gOt HiS iMaGiNe On ReAl StRoNg He CaN uSe ThAt

So LiKe..........

YoU'rE tHe ChEeSe, BrO

yOu AlL uP aNd BeInG iN yOuR wHeY pLaNeT aNd ThEn YoU tOuCh... ThE wAlL oN ThE sHaRp SiDe, AnD iT uP aNd SlIcE a MoThErFuCkEr OfF hIs ChEdDaR lIkE oNe LoNeLy AsS cUrL!

bUt YoU tRy AnD sHrEd On OuT bAcK tHe WaY yOu CaMe..... DaMn, MoThErFuCkEr, We On ThE sLiPpErY sIdE! yOu WaNnA gEt OuT yOu GoTtA oLlIe JuSsSsSsSt RiGhT

aNd LiKe, SoMeTiMeS, tHeRe'S sHiT iN tHe WaY, bEcAuSe HuMaN cHeEsEs ArE fUcKiNg AlL kInDs Of StIcKiNg On ShIt. DaMn I bEt MaGnEtS sTiCk ReAl FuCkInG nIcE oN a LiMbErGeR :o)
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reanimated: (this fucker right here)

[personal profile] reanimated 2013-08-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll have whatever this guy's having, thanks.
mirthy: (Default)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
:o) yOu Up AnD lEaRn A lOt, MaKiNg PiEs, bRo....
mirthy: (honk)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i'M aLwAyS uP tO sErVe a MoThErFuCkEr A pIzZa ThE gOsPeL! ;o)
Edited (i had to make this pun shittier) 2013-08-03 23:44 (UTC)
thneed: (♚ it ain't nothin' to drop)

[personal profile] thneed 2013-08-03 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I never know if what you're saying is really profound and inspirational or if you're making absolutely no sense.
mirthy: (honk)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
yOu AlL uP aNd GoTtA mAkE yOuRsElf OnE wItH eVeRyThInG! :o)
thneed: (♫ that is what my youth was for)

[personal profile] thneed 2013-08-03 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
And then make a lot of dough?
mirthy: (lolololol)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-03 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
yOu GoTtA bE rOlLiNg It... Or RoLlInG iN iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR! hOnK!
thneed: (♚ a couple stacks on you)

[personal profile] thneed 2013-08-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Wonder if anyone else will want a slice of the action.
mirthy: (Default)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-04 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
nO wOrRiEs, BrO :o) tHiS sHiT sO tIgHt, It CaN't Be ToPpEd!
thneed: (☁ Why are there so many)

[personal profile] thneed 2013-08-04 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! It'll all pan out how we want it to.
unmasking: (okay less simpsons references)

[personal profile] unmasking 2013-08-04 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Does this actually say anything worth reading?
mirthy: (judgemental prickface)

[personal profile] mirthy 2013-08-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
lIkE, i DuNnO, bRo, YoU lIkE pIzZa AnY :o?

[it's an explanation of why people can't leave the island, wrapped in a cheese grating metaphor, further wrapped in hand-kneaded dough and baked to perfection in a stone oven. calzones are available at paradox pizzas through august]
Edited (html is hard) 2013-08-04 00:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] unmasking 2013-08-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Is it New York style?
peckish4action: (Huuuh? (R))

[personal profile] peckish4action 2013-08-04 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
... why would you even do that to a poor text post?
notdogmatic: (lipbiting)

[personal profile] notdogmatic 2013-08-04 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I am familiar with the grater.
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