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dave mamahecking strider ([personal profile] callbacks) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-08-04 04:16 pm
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mayor no no no no i dont got you oh my god why did you leave my sweet embrace
are you ok
its ok im coming to get you right this second youll be ok itll all be ok




why was i asleep on the beach
christ ow ow ow how did i sunburn this much
mayor im coming to get you but it might be slightly later than right this second please confirm your state of okness
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-04 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!
CONFIRMATION.

sir dave, are you all burnt up do we need assistance of that blue gooey stuff?
Edited 2013-08-04 23:42 (UTC)
callbacks: (fuckin hot)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-08-04 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
no first i have to make sure youre ok because youre ok no ones ever going to hurt you again ok mayor hold on ill be right there
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-04 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
?
okay. i will wait right here.
callbacks: (sob)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-08-04 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
MAYOR
i almost lost you forever but its never going to happen never never never ever ever
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-05 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
it's okay now, sir dave!
callbacks: (hrrrrngh)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-08-05 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
no let me crush you against my body
let me crush you against the side of my body that isnt suffering massive uv radiation damage
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-05 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
we need to put the gooey blue stuff on the uv damage!
your pinkish skin will be all red and you will look like a ketchup!
a ketchup wearing shades in evenly roasted pain!


can it be a flying body crush against the side of your body that isn't suffering massive uv radiation damage?
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[personal profile] librariansheart 2013-08-05 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Dave? What's wrong? Are you all right?
callbacks: (pop it like its hot)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-08-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
someone kicked the mayor into the LAVA
also im really sunburned all on one side of my body
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[personal profile] librariansheart 2013-08-05 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my goodness! Is he all right? What was he doing at the volcano? Did he get a good look at the one who was doing it? He should really come submit a statement to the police!
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-05 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
who did the kicking is not important right now, lady dispatcher! question no further. all that matters is that we are both alive and well.
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[personal profile] librariansheart 2013-08-05 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... A-all right... If you're both safe, then. You're sure you don't need anyone out there? I can send one of our officers over!
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-14 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
please do not waste law enforcement resources sending people over. it is something that is already over and done with and probably not part of this timeline anyway.
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-08-05 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
where im from human/carapace marriage was illegal fyi
callbacks: (fucks sake)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-08-05 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
that sounds bigoted and unfortunate and i am disappointed in the future
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-08-05 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
in the empress?
yeah prob
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-05 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
that is unfair to the people.
fuckincakewake: (keep up kep up keep up)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-08-05 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
it was the empress
duh its unfair
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-13 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
royalty is so stupid sometimes.

Video;

[personal profile] madeofswords 2013-08-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not exactly sure what to make of all this.

Is this some sort of parody?
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[personal profile] notdogmatic 2013-08-06 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Next time, be certain to remember your parasol.
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[personal profile] trytryagain 2013-08-06 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there trouble?
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[personal profile] brotimaeus 2013-08-07 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
dave.
what the fuck have you been smoking.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-14 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
sir bro, he simply had a bad dream.
nothing on him is smoking as he is not on fire nor is he cooking a meat.
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[personal profile] brotimaeus 2013-08-16 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
a bad dream
what.
thats not what i
mayor youre cool and all no doubt there but do you just not watch television or somethin.
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[personal profile] universalconstant 2013-08-16 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
it is funnier and more ironic if i pretend i don't.

he didn't smoke anything. crack is wack.
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