thoughtformed | human holidays aint half bad

hOnK, bRoThErS :o)

tHeRe'S tHiS sHiT gOiNg DoWn LiKe DaMn, MoThErFuCkEr, aLl Up LiKe WhAt KiNdS oF fUn ShIt A tRoLl MiGhT wAnT tO fUcKiNg PaRtIcIpAtE iN?

sO i GoT a FuN gRoUp AcTiViTy FoR sOmE fRiEnDly AsS lOoKiNg MoThErFuCkErs ;o) yOu Up AnD gEt Me.

1. yOu GoTtA gRaB iT bY tHe HoRn StIcKinG oUt On ToP aNd FuCkInG sTaB a CiRcLe ArOunD tHaT sHiT aNd ThEn It TwIsTs RiGhT oFf ReAl FuCkInG eAsY

SeCoNd: gEt ReAdY tO bE aLl Up AnD gEt YoUr ScOoP oN wItH yOuR hAnDs, BrO, yOu WaNnA dIg In AnD yAnK oUt AlL tHe InSiDeS (aNd, MaYbE eAt SoMe If A mOtHeRfUcKeR iS hUnGrRy)

NeXtWiSe YoU pOp SoMe EyEs OuT aNd MaKe A jAuNtY aSs HoLe RiGhT aBoUt ThE nOsE aReA :oD yOu CaN uSe A kNiFe FoR tHiS sHiT, BuT cLaWs ArE bEiNg FuCkInG aLl RiGhT aT tHaT aS hElL.

6. cUt SoMe TeEtH oUt AnD lEaVe A cOuPlE iN sO iT lOoKs aLl CrAzY jAgGeD lIkE a SaW. mAyBe MaKe It A sMiLinG mOtHeRfuCkEr, Or A gRoUcHiNgAsS bRo WiTh A fRoWnY fUcKiNg GuLlEt OrIfIcE.

lAsT, yOu SeT a FiRe Up InSiDe ThAt ShIt. aNd ThAt'S hOw It'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg DoNe! :o)

aLsO, mAyBe Do It OuTsIdE, nOt In ThE fOoDbLoCk. ;o(