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hOnK, bRoThErS :o)

tHeRe'S tHiS sHiT gOiNg DoWn LiKe DaMn, MoThErFuCkEr, aLl Up LiKe WhAt KiNdS oF fUn ShIt A tRoLl MiGhT wAnT tO fUcKiNg PaRtIcIpAtE iN?

sO i GoT a FuN gRoUp AcTiViTy FoR sOmE fRiEnDly AsS lOoKiNg MoThErFuCkErs ;o) yOu Up AnD gEt Me.

1. yOu GoTtA gRaB iT bY tHe HoRn StIcKinG oUt On ToP aNd FuCkInG sTaB a CiRcLe ArOunD tHaT sHiT aNd ThEn It TwIsTs RiGhT oFf ReAl FuCkInG eAsY

SeCoNd: gEt ReAdY tO bE aLl Up AnD gEt YoUr ScOoP oN wItH yOuR hAnDs, BrO, yOu WaNnA dIg In AnD yAnK oUt AlL tHe InSiDeS (aNd, MaYbE eAt SoMe If A mOtHeRfUcKeR iS hUnGrRy)

NeXtWiSe YoU pOp SoMe EyEs OuT aNd MaKe A jAuNtY aSs HoLe RiGhT aBoUt ThE nOsE aReA :oD yOu CaN uSe A kNiFe FoR tHiS sHiT, BuT cLaWs ArE bEiNg FuCkInG aLl RiGhT aT tHaT aS hElL.

6. cUt SoMe TeEtH oUt AnD lEaVe A cOuPlE iN sO iT lOoKs aLl CrAzY jAgGeD lIkE a SaW. mAyBe MaKe It A sMiLinG mOtHeRfuCkEr, Or A gRoUcHiNgAsS bRo WiTh A fRoWnY fUcKiNg GuLlEt OrIfIcE.

lAsT, yOu SeT a FiRe Up InSiDe ThAt ShIt. aNd ThAt'S hOw It'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg DoNe! :o)

aLsO, mAyBe Do It OuTsIdE, nOt In ThE fOoDbLoCk. ;o(

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Fascinating.

hElL yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR tHiS sHiT iS wIlD

It is certainly a unique celebration.

Human superstition appears to be that this time of year is when the living are closest to death.

dAmN, bRo, I uP aNd ThOuGhT iT wAs ThE oThEr WaY aRoUnD :oO

If the two are close together, wouldn't it be both?

hOnK! :oD
yOu GoTtA fLiP tHaT sHiT aRoUnD, bRo, LiKe, PoNdEr It ReAl MoThErFuCkInG sCrUtInOuS
DaMn, If ThAt ShIt AlL lOoKs SaMeWiSe BoTh DiReCtIoNs, aIn'T yOu SiTtInG iN tHe MiDdLe?

mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs.

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You carved pumpkins inside the apartment, didn't you?

wHaT pUmPkInS?

aIn'T tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS cAlLeD jAcK lAnTeRnS, bro?

uh. Yeah, Jack-o-laterns are another word for them. Did you do this in the apartment?

hElL yEaH i DiD :o)

nO wOrRiEs, i Up AnD dOnE UsEd ThE cHoP pLaTeAu

The.. cutting board?

tHaT tHe BiG oNe WiTh ThE lEgS?

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Bonus: Take all the insides and make pie.

u liek pumpkins?

Pumpkins are awesome.

rigth
i was over them for a while cause they were like ALL i was eatign
but it comes back

They come in season and you gotta have some.

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where was my notification for this

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farly sure i told you thestory of when karkat made roxy cry for this one

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ShIiIiIiT, bRo, CoUlD wE mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeRvE tHiS sHiT?

Sure you could!

tHaT'S sOmE fUcKiNg SiCkWiLd MiRaClE hApPiNeSs, mOtHeRfUcKeR, lIkE, dAmN
gOoD nEwS aLl Up In ThIs BiTcH!

i'M gOnNa MaKe ThEsE jAcKs InTo AlL tHe FuCkInG pIeS

You know how to do it? I could bring you some pie later, if you want.

hey gamzee
do you know what else all these human holidays involve?
i figured you might appreciate these

do you want some?
i got a whole bunch but equius is too stubborn and stuck up to try them and sollux will just eat them because they are candy and i think he cant help inhaling every piece he can get his hands on which kind of ruins the fun

Edited (whoops wrong picture) 2012-11-01 23:20 (UTC)