thoughtformed | AWESOME. ONE MEMO JUST FOR ERIDAN, THE OTHER FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY

ATTENTION HUMANS: YOUR USELESS "CRUISE SHIP" WHICH YOU WILLINGLY LET PEOPLE GET ON IS CRUISING FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY USELESS, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. IF YOU'RE COMPLETELY USELESS, TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT HOW FUCKING USELESS YOU ARE AND HOW YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT BE DROWNING IN THE OCEAN WHO COULD REALLY USE SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T FUCKING USELESS.

JOHN, I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU TO SAVE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY, SELFLESSLY, AND STUPIDLY IN WAYS THAT COULD PERMANENTLY KILL YOU
IN FACT, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY STARTED TRYING TO DO IT WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT TELLING SOLLUX TO DO IT.
JUST FUCKING STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND FIND ARADIA
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'D HAVE THE SAME IDEA AS YOU
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE
AND SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN TROUBLE IF SHE OVEREXERTED HERSELF
OR DID SOMETHING STUPID
OR GOT STUCK SOMEWHERE
I DON'T KNOW IF ALL HER WEIRD POWER SHIT WOULD WORK OUTSIDE THE MEDIUM
AND IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE IF SHE DIES, SHE DIES FOREVER
AND IF SHE'S FINE THEN YOU BOTH CAN DO YOUR SUPER STUPID HERO THING AND SAVE PEOPLE

VRISKA, IF YOU SEE THIS, THERE'S PROBABLY COOL TREASURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN ON THAT TERRIBLE VESSEL.
SO GET EVERYBODY OFF OF IT AND TO SAFETY SO YOU CAN FUCKING STEAL IT WITHOUT REPERCUSSION

AND BEFORE ANYBODY THINKS OF ACCUSING ME OF GIVING MORE OF A SHIT ABOUT TROLLS THAN ANYBODY ELSE
FUCK YOU
ARADIA PROBABLY SAVED A LOT OF HUMANS
WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS KIND OF USELESS IN A NOBLE BUT RECKLESSLY SUICIDAL KIND OF WAY
SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

AWESOME. ONE MEMO JUST FOR ERIDAN, THE OTHER FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

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