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carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] ihateyouetc) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2011-07-24 01:22 pm
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AWESOME. ONE MEMO JUST FOR ERIDAN, THE OTHER FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY

ATTENTION HUMANS: YOUR USELESS "CRUISE SHIP" WHICH YOU WILLINGLY LET PEOPLE GET ON IS CRUISING FOR THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN. IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY USELESS, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. IF YOU'RE COMPLETELY USELESS, TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT HOW FUCKING USELESS YOU ARE AND HOW YOU KNOW SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT BE DROWNING IN THE OCEAN WHO COULD REALLY USE SOMEBODY WHO ISN'T FUCKING USELESS.

JOHN, I KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU TO SAVE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY, SELFLESSLY, AND STUPIDLY IN WAYS THAT COULD PERMANENTLY KILL YOU
IN FACT, YOU'VE PROBABLY ALREADY STARTED TRYING TO DO IT WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT TELLING SOLLUX TO DO IT.
JUST FUCKING STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING AND FIND ARADIA
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'D HAVE THE SAME IDEA AS YOU
AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A WHILE
AND SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN TROUBLE IF SHE OVEREXERTED HERSELF
OR DID SOMETHING STUPID
OR GOT STUCK SOMEWHERE
I DON'T KNOW IF ALL HER WEIRD POWER SHIT WOULD WORK OUTSIDE THE MEDIUM
AND IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE IF SHE DIES, SHE DIES FOREVER
AND IF SHE'S FINE THEN YOU BOTH CAN DO YOUR SUPER STUPID HERO THING AND SAVE PEOPLE

VRISKA, IF YOU SEE THIS, THERE'S PROBABLY COOL TREASURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN ON THAT TERRIBLE VESSEL.
SO GET EVERYBODY OFF OF IT AND TO SAFETY SO YOU CAN FUCKING STEAL IT WITHOUT REPERCUSSION

AND BEFORE ANYBODY THINKS OF ACCUSING ME OF GIVING MORE OF A SHIT ABOUT TROLLS THAN ANYBODY ELSE
FUCK YOU
ARADIA PROBABLY SAVED A LOT OF HUMANS
WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS KIND OF USELESS IN A NOBLE BUT RECKLESSLY SUICIDAL KIND OF WAY
SERIOUSLY
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU
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[identity profile] disturbances.livejournal.com 2011-07-24 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
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ihateyouetc: ♋ appearify@LJ (WELL FUCK)

It's okay Sollux. Karkat feels the same way.

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY
I KNOW I SAID JOHN SHOULD DO IT SINCE HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY OUT THERE
BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TOO
THEN WHOEVER FINDS HER FIRST CAN SAY IT
AND GO BACK TO DOING WHATEVER STUPID THING THEY'RE DOING
MAYBE SHE'S COMPLETELY FINE
riseup: (shit's about to get real.)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i am on it.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
THANKS.

HEY.
LOOK FOR SOUJI TOO.
AND HE HAS A FRIEND NAMED NAOTO. I THINK THEY WERE ALL SEPARATED BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL FUCKING IDIOTS TRYING TO GET EVERYBODY ELSE SAFE.
riseup: (i was the hurricane boy)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-24 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, naoto was part of the cave adventure! i will look for all of them and help as many people as i can.
ihateyouetc: ♋ cakebombs@LJ (YEAH WAIT HOLD ON)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
DON'T GET FUCKING STUPID ABOUT IT.
IF YOUR DUMB WEAK HUMAN APPENDAGES START TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DROP SOMEONE IN THE OCEAN EVEN IF THAT SOMEONE HAPPENS TO BE YOURSELF, JUST STOP.
FLY YOUR DUMB ASS BACK TO LAND AND PERCH THERE LIKE A CHIRPBEAST.
riseup: (come fly with me! let's fly away!)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-24 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
don't worry about me, karkat!
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
YOUR SPECIES IS COMPLETELY ARROGANT AND ALSO RETARDED IN WAYS I PREVIOUSLY WAS UNAWARE
PRACTICALLY ALL OF YOU MORONS ARE SAYING THAT
riseup: (i am so proud of you.)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-24 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
humans kind of hate when people worry about them. i don't know why.
ihateyouetc: ♋ graphitiaru@LJ (YOU RUCKFUCKUS.)

ACTUALLY HE'S JUST BITCHING OUT OF CONCERN AT THIS POINT.

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
FUCKING FANCY THAT.
IN THAT SUICIDAL "WE'VE GOT TO SAVE EVERYONE" THINKFRAME
THEY END UP BEING THE BIGGEST LIABILITIES
I JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT
riseup: (where making it hapen)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-24 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, i think sometimes when we try to be selfless, we end up being selfish instead! but don't worry, dude. i have the wind on my side, remember?
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
OF COURSE I DON'T REMEMBER. I JUST FUCKING FLAT-OUT FORGOT BEING CARRIED OVER THE OCEAN AND BEING FUCKING FLOWN AROUND LIKE I WAS BEING CARRIED BY THE MOVING AIR PROVIDED BY THE WHIRLING DEVICE IN MY HIVE.
ihateyouetc: ♋ graphitiaru@LJ (YOU RUCKFUCKUS.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-24 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
JUST DON'T FUCK UP.
riseup: (:D)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-25 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
when have i ever fucked it up?
riseup: (SO BORING. ALL THE BOREDOM.)

[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-25 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
actually, do not answer that.
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[personal profile] riseup 2011-07-25 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
yeah! teamwork!!!!!!!!
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[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2011-07-24 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know anyone who can drive a boat? Looks like I may have to break the rescue fleet out of drydock.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
SORRY. NO FUCKING CLUE. I READ ABOUT ONE GUY HERE REALLY LIKING BOATS BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHO THE HELL IT WAS. IT DIDN'T SEEM IMPORTANT AT THE TIME.
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[personal profile] mindoirsurvivor 2011-07-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Odair.

Thanks, kid.
ihateyouetc: ♋ appearify@LJ (WELL FUCK)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
OK, SO THIS IS YET ANOTHER THING THAT'S GOING TO SOUND REALLY FUCKING WEIRD COMING FROM ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY IT TO YOU. I FEEL LIKE I'M SAYING IT TOO MUCH LATELY, LIKE SOME KIND OF LOSER WITH HIS PANTS PULLED UP TO HIS FUCKING FACE WHO CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF EVEN THOUGH I'M COMPLETELY FUCKING AWESOME AND THAT'S NOT EVEN ANYTHING SLIGHTLY RESEMBLING "THE CASE."
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (YEAH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
THANKS. ERIDAN HASN'T ANSWERED AND I ALREADY KNOW IT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE TO BRING IT UP TO HIM. HE'S JUST GOING TO PISS ME OFF SINCE HE'S NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
ihateyouetc: ♋ graphitiaru@LJ (YOU RUCKFUCKUS.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYBODY GOT ON THAT FUCKING THING.
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[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
We're okay for now, Karkat. Focus on finding your friend.
ihateyouetc: ♋ tothekatmobile@LJ (WHAT.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
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[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's Souji. My phone's dead.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
OH, SO YOU'RE NOT SOME FUCKING ODD GUY OUT OF NOWHERE.
OK THEN, I GUESS.
ihateyouetc: ♋ sylladex@LJ (WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
ARE YOU BUILDING ANYTHING TO GET OFF OF THAT SINKING PIECE OF SHIT YET
YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE GODDAMN WORLD
SO OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY TO JUST TRY TO FIND MY ONE FRIEND
twinknife: (huddle formation)

[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
We're working on it. Don't worry. Just don't exhaust your resources.
ihateyouetc: ♋ graphitiaru@LJ (YOU RUCKFUCKUS.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT EXHAUSTING MY RESOURCES WHEN I'M NOT IN THE DAMN OCEAN, PREPARING TO BE SUCKED IN BY A FUCKING WHIRLPOOL WHILE EVERYONE KEEPS MOSEYING AROUND LIKE IT'S NO BIG THING. "NO, NO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT US. WE'LL BE PERFECTLY FINE!" YOU MORONS.
ihateyouetc: ♋ tothekatmobile@LJ (OH.)

[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
LOOK, JOHN'S GOING TO LOOK FOR YOU, OK?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT VRISKA'S GOING TO DO.
twinknife: (huddle formation)

[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll see if I can find something to flag him down.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I TOLD HIM TO LOOK FOR YOUR FRIEND NAOTO TOO.
HE'LL PROBABLY LOOK FOR HER FIRST.
twinknife: (huddle formation)

[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
She'll be with us.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU.
GET YOUR SHIT DONE AND DON'T FUCKING DIE.
twinknife: (huddle formation)

[personal profile] twinknife 2011-07-25 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, right?

We'll make it back.
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-25 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
THEN SHUT UP AND WORK ON IT.
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[personal profile] tastes 2011-07-27 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
WH4T 4BOUT OUR BR4V3 L34D3R
4R3 YOU UP FOR SOM3 L1F3 S4V1NG >:]
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT
YOU MEAN LIKE IN THE OCEAN???
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[personal profile] tastes 2011-07-27 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
COM3 ON K4RK4T
3V3RYON3 KNOWS TH4TS WH3R3 SH1PS 4R3 FOUND!
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[personal profile] ihateyouetc 2011-07-27 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A BOAT
HOW THE HELL ARE WE EVEN GOING TO GET OUT THERE
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