wHATT??? I was def supposed to be in VEGAS bitches, why the hell am I stranded on some stupid tiny island?!?!???

Still, this is the LY DEE YAHHHHH and my motto is YOLO!!!!! Where's the hottest bar in town? Because this girl needs to get her DRANK ON!! If these hospital lameazoids won't let me go to Vegas, the Lydia Bennet will bring the VEGAS to HER!

OoOOooOOHHHHAnd what sports teams are around? Are they at da bar??? Pleeeeaaase tell me there are some SWIMMERS or BASKETBALL PLAYERZZZ because this lady needs to have some EYE CANDIEZZ!


PSS has my totes lame-o sister shown up yet?!??!? Not Jane, I'm talking about the human sister repellent, Lizzie Bennet. Because if she's here then SUCKS FOR YOU ISLAND, enjoy having all of the joy and life SUCKeD OUT OF yOU!!!


PSSS IF anyone sees my cat, Kitty Bennet, let me know okay? She gets totes sadzos without her mommy around!!!!!!!