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I deduced it from reading the internet.
And your boyfriend confirmed it.
I'm curious as to why your meatpuppet is experiencing so many seizures in response to me making some fairly obvious deductions.

OHHHHHHH SO *THAT'S* WHAT WE'RE CALLING IT NOW!

YES, ABSOLUTELY!
I CAN "ROLL" WITH THAT.

/!\ ASININE ALERT /!\
UH OH!
HERE COMES A METAPHOR!!
/!\ ASININE ALERT /!\

MY METAPHORICAL "MEAT PUPPET" IS SEIZING UP AND CONVULSING SO FUCKING HARD IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK ITS SPINAL COLUMN
FROTHING AT THE MOUTH LIKE IT CONTRACTED A CASE OF THE HUMAN RABIES
ALL THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF SOME ASSHOLE DIDN'T "READ THE INTERNET" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK AND MAKE "DEDUCTIONS"
IF THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING THEM.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???
ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHO TALK IN OTHER LANGUAGES TO EACH OTHER AND ENGAGE IN CRYPTOGRAPHY ON THE PUBLIC NETWORK WHO "DEDUCE" THINGS???

FUUUUCK THIS

YOU KNOW WHAT
WHO AM I EVEN KIDDING
I GIVE UP
THIS WAS THE SECOND WORST KEPT SECRET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Edited (WHATEVER.) 2013-01-13 10:14 (UTC)

I'm still curious as to why it was supposed to be a secret at all.
John seems all right with it.

BECAUSE IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS AND IF EVERYONE KNEW THEY'D MAKE A HUGE PRODUCTION OUT OF IT.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT.
PLUS I HAVE THIS FRIEND WHO MIGHT DO SOMETHING TINY-PANTS-CRAFTED-FOR-HUMAN-HANDS RETARDED BECAUSE I'M ABOUT 85% SURE HE'S AT LEAST STRONGLY LEANING TOWARD BEING FLUSHED FOR ME.
HE KILLED MY FRIENDS BEFORE WITH THIS STUPIDLY OVERPOWERED PROJECTILE WEAPON.
I WOULDN'T MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM TO SHOOT JOHN PROVIDED I WAS THERE AT THE TIME
AND I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD AMOUNT TO A JUSTIFIED OR HEROIC DEATH
SO IT'S NOT LIKE IF JOHN DIED FROM SOMETHING LIKE THAT HE WOULDN'T COME BACK
BUT AT THE SAME TIME
THAT'S NOT THE OPTIMAL SCENARIO HERE.
HIM COMING BACK DOESN'T INVALIDATE THE FACT I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
I JUST DON'T.
I DON'T THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THAT STUFF ANYMORE.
SEEING IT HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOESN'T MAKE IT STOP BOTHERING ME.
IT FREAKS ME OUT MORE.
I WANT TO SIDESTEP THE WHOLE CONGLOMERATE AS MUCH AS I CAN FOR AS LONG AS I CAN.

And your plan to keep a homicidal suitor from murdering your matesprit is to not talk about it ever.
Until he finds out from a third party and decides to do something about it without bothering to give you a heads up.
Much like, in his self interested mind, you did not give him a heads up to not being available despite being aware of his interest?

GENOCIDAL ACTUALLY.
AND DAMMIT HE KNOWS.
HE EVEN KNOWS HE KNOWS.
I MAKE IT COMPLETELY CLEAR EVERY SINGLE TIME
HE JUST KEEPS TRYING
LIKE HE'S HOLDING ON TO SOME DISMAL HOPE THAT MAYBE THERE'S A SCRAP OF CHANCE SOMEWHERE IN REACH.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE HE'D DO ANYTHING.
IT'S KINDA UNFAIR TO HOLD HIM TO THIS PARANOID STANDARD WHERE I THINK HE'S GOING TO MURDER PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT JUST BECAUSE HE MURDERED PEOPLE I CARED ABOUT ONCE.
HE DID IT FOR REASONS UNRELATED TO ME AND HE HASN'T KILLED ANYONE SINCE HE'S BEEN HERE
AND HE'S EVEN LISTENED TO ME WHEN I TOLD HIM NOT TO FIGHT WITH GAMZEE.
I FEEL LIKE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE THAT I CAN'T FULLY TRUST HIM ON THIS.

Being wary of someone who has a history of murdering people continuing to murder people is exceptionally legit.
Maybe he needs to get his one matesprit.
Someone who can handle a genocidal alien.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT.
HE IS SO SUFFOCATINGLY OVERBEARING THERE IS NO WAY ANYONE WOULD BE ABLE TO PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT IN THE CONTEXT OF THAT QUADRANT WITH THE WAY HE IS RIGHT NOW.
THE GENOCIDAL PART ISN'T EVEN THE PROBLEM COMPARED TO HIS PERSONALITY.
HE IS SO FUCKING INSUFFERABLE IT MAKES IT HARD FOR ANYONE TO PITY HIM EXCEPT ME
AND EVEN THEN WITH ME IT'S JUST PLATONIC.

Christ.

RIGHT?? THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT!
HE'S BEEN REJECTED BY PRACTICALLY ALL OF US ALREADY
BUT I THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO STILL CONSIDERS HIM AN ACTUAL FRIEND.

I DIDN'T WHEN HE FIRST CAME HERE.
I STRAIGHT UP WANTED HIM TO DROP DEAD AND NOT BOTHER ME.
HE BETRAYED US NOT JUST BY KILLING OUR FRIENDS BUT
HE WOULD HAVE SOLD US ALL OUT JUST TO SAVE HIMSELF.
EVEN VRISKA AND GAMZEE NEVER INTENDED TO BETRAY US TO JACK BUT ERIDAN DID.
MAYBE IT SEEMS LIKE AN ARBITRARY DISTINCTION SINCE THEY ALL KILLED MY FRIENDS BUT THAT'S A HUGE DEAL TO ME FOR SOME REASON?
AFTER COMING HERE HE STARTED ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE MY FRIEND AGAIN AND I HAD NONE OF THAT SHIT FOR A LONG TIME.

BUT HE'S NOT BBBBBBBBBBGNHGGJF UH

LET ME TRY SOMETHING ELSE.

OK HE IS PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FFFFFFFFUCK
WELP!

I GUESS HE IS REALLY BAD.

MORE ACCURATELY, HE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE.

sweetie tho...

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OOPS DONE.

Karkat our conversations will never stop being like this...

LITERALLY THE WORST CONVERSATIONS.

For you maybe

FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU 1/2

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1/MULTIPLE WHAT A SURPRISE.

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