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thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
dialogical) wrote in thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
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[TEXTS, Various]
[This post is for AR bothering people during the event.
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
[John, Private]
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not much, sup with you?
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You seem to be handling the truth affliction better than most.
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you should find some more excitement in your glasses-life.
i don't really lie and i don't have that many secrets, so it has been pretty uneventful for me!
it's mostly fun to watch everyone else go nuts.
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But my processors are powerful enough that it's nearly impossible for me to be busy.
Currently I'm engaging in conversation with a number of interesting parties.
And I've noticed that those of your genetic persuasion are fairly resistant to this particular strain of forced public humiliation.
Or maybe it's just organic Striders that are weak to it.
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who are you talking to?
and yeah, you noticed right.
jade is the most honest person i know so this isn't really that different for her.
jane too, i think.
i never got to know jake, but i figure he would also be pretty much the same.
we egbert-harley-crocker-englishes are a simple people i guess!
we aren't any better than them, it's just that striders don't like to say what they mean all the time. or even half of the time.
but i'm used to it. i have been best friends with dave for years.
he's making a huge deal over telling people he likes them, which is something we all already knew anyway.
it's actually hilarious!
sorry, whatever is going on does make me talk a lot more than usual.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, the end.
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Maybe with slightly more foot in mouth than usual.
And Jane is slightly more reserved and might actually do something really crazy like confess to a boy.
But yeah.
Not a lot of endearingly obvious 'secrets' going on there.
And I don't mind, particularly if what you are prone to babbling about is Dave.
In fact, you should feel extremely free to do just that.
Particularly if you have any embarrassing stories about him the likes of which only a best friend would be privy too.
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are you trying to collect data about dave?
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if you want embarrassing stories about when he was a little kid, you should try talking to his bro.
not dirk, his actual guardian bro.
who's here for some reason.
what the fuck is up with that? i still don't know.
anyway, apparently he loves talking about those.
one time dave ate cheetos, ice cream and whiskey at the same time.
then he puked and cried all over rose's apartment.
it was beautiful.
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Who encouraged him to make such an obviously horrible decision.
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have you talked to him yet?
and it was roxy, duh.
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Roxy's a great mom though.
So proud.
Yes, I've spoken to AU adult me, briefly.
Fear not I have every intention of tapping that resource.
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i get hung up on him being here sometimes.
anyway!
heheh, roxy is pretty much the worst role model ever, but she's not as bad as i thought she was.
are you ready for some more shit?
one time we were all pirates!
don't ask. i don't want to talk about it.
but rose was part-octopus and dave totally freaked out when she snatched him off a ship and yanked him underwater.
he screamed like a chorus made up entirely of tiny little girls.
and then karkat cried like a huge weenie because he thought dave was dead.
there you go, two embarrassing knight stories for the price of one!
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Fucking adorable.
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Something with blush lines and cheek squishing.
Tell me more.
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because when we got really drunk at homecoming, i made him sit under a table with me and tell me about the girls he likes.
poor dude.
oh shit, i really wasn't supposed to talk about that.
dammit!
ok, forget you heard that one.
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everything that happened at homecoming was embarrassing.
he rapped about our principal in front of everyone.
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just fyi.
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So hey.
How are things with Karkat?
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what????????
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I'm actually kind of relieved to hear that there are at least two teenagers somewhere that are not imminently fucking up their flushed quadrant.
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1/4 god dammit
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