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thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
dialogical) wrote in thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
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[This post is for AR bothering people during the event.
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
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are you trying to collect data about dave?
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if you want embarrassing stories about when he was a little kid, you should try talking to his bro.
not dirk, his actual guardian bro.
who's here for some reason.
what the fuck is up with that? i still don't know.
anyway, apparently he loves talking about those.
one time dave ate cheetos, ice cream and whiskey at the same time.
then he puked and cried all over rose's apartment.
it was beautiful.
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Who encouraged him to make such an obviously horrible decision.
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have you talked to him yet?
and it was roxy, duh.
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Roxy's a great mom though.
So proud.
Yes, I've spoken to AU adult me, briefly.
Fear not I have every intention of tapping that resource.
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i get hung up on him being here sometimes.
anyway!
heheh, roxy is pretty much the worst role model ever, but she's not as bad as i thought she was.
are you ready for some more shit?
one time we were all pirates!
don't ask. i don't want to talk about it.
but rose was part-octopus and dave totally freaked out when she snatched him off a ship and yanked him underwater.
he screamed like a chorus made up entirely of tiny little girls.
and then karkat cried like a huge weenie because he thought dave was dead.
there you go, two embarrassing knight stories for the price of one!
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Fucking adorable.
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Something with blush lines and cheek squishing.
Tell me more.
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because when we got really drunk at homecoming, i made him sit under a table with me and tell me about the girls he likes.
poor dude.
oh shit, i really wasn't supposed to talk about that.
dammit!
ok, forget you heard that one.
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everything that happened at homecoming was embarrassing.
he rapped about our principal in front of everyone.
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just fyi.
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So hey.
How are things with Karkat?
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what????????
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I'm actually kind of relieved to hear that there are at least two teenagers somewhere that are not imminently fucking up their flushed quadrant.
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wait, no, that's not what i wanted to say!
what the fuck?
who told you?
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I read the data.
You two are not that subtle.
1/4 god dammit
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i didn't need to correct you about that.
why did i do that?
fuuuuuuuuck.
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ok, so that cat is out of the bag.
can you please do me a huge favor and not tell anyone else?
not even because it's a huge secret or anything.
since pretty much everyone important knows anyway.
just because it's kinda not your place to talk about it.
is that cool?
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How could I possibly refuse?
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