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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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UH OH, DON'T LOOK NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR A STAGGERINGLY STELLAR IMPRESSION OF JOHN.
BLAH BLAH BLAH, MY NAME IS JOHN EGBERT.
SHIT, I FORGOT THE :B AGAIN.
:B
THERE. I DID IT TWICE.
:B
THREE TIMES FOR GOOD MEASURE. THAT'S A FUCK TON OF AUTHENTICITY RIGHT THERE.
ANYWAY, I'M JOHN. I DIDN'T DIE WHEN I WENT INTO THE TELEVISION SET AND THERE WERE A LOT OF TIMES WHEN I COULD HAVE!
SO REALLY IT SHOULD STAND TO REASON I WAS NEVER OBSESSED WITH DYING IN RIDICULOUS WAYS EVEN THOUGH MY PERSONAL TERMINATION SHEET,
WHICH IS KIND OF A RAP SHEET FOR DYING THAT KARKAT MADE UP JUST NOW SO IT'S NOT THE PINNACLE OF CREATIVITY SO SHUT UP LET ME GET TO THE POINT,
SAYS HISTORICALLY I'VE BEEN KIND OF BAD AT NOT DYING.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID BECAUSE LOOK AT THESE WORDS. WORDS!!!!!!!!

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