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thoughtformed2013-08-24 12:00 pm
accidents) wrote in thoughtformed2013-08-24 12:00 pm
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how to be illegally married to your roommate
My dowry doesn't at least have a sickly sheep or something. This is kind of really insulting. Not that I should take it seriously but---I mean. It's like "Here's your heir to the tribe, sir! All you had to do was hand over some frilly underpants and a box of cake powder stuff! -What mead? We're not celebrating with mead. You get this bottle of bubble junk."
There aren't even swords in this basket. Worst wedding ever.
There aren't even swords in this basket. Worst wedding ever.
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[And back to that whole "not sure if should talk about living in a tower for 18 years and never leaving" thing.]
Are giant lizards normal where you're from?
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Yep. All over. The big dragon kind.
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[She recalls him mentioning something about monsters not truly being horrible.]
...Are the dragons, um, well... nice?
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Yeah. They're super nice as long as you approach them right. If you spook them they get a snappy and they have different personalities so there's always one that might actually want to eat you but overall they're big softies.
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It sounds like you know a lot about them. I'm glad you do; they sound neat.
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A ton. I spent hours with one daily back home. They are. They'd probably like you. You seem like you got this non-threatening friend-to-all vibe going for you.
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I can be plenty threatening when I want to. [Just look at those doe eyes, chipmunk cheeks, and silky hair; she's totally a danger to those who cross her.] Not that I'd try to be around a dragon.
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Uh-huh. I'm sure you can. [ Threatening: No. No way. Nobody would think that.
Is she actually a threat though? Probably. She is carrying around like 40 pounds of hair all the time like it's no big deal. ]
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True story.
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[8D]
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Well, he complained about the being tied up, but not the pan.
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What'd you do with him once you had him tied up?
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I made a bargain with him so I could see the floating lights... lanterns. In return, I'd give him back his satchel.
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So what stolen goods did he have in the satchel? Or was it just a really nice bag?
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It had a crown inside. I guess he stole it from someone.
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Probably. What kind of crown was it?
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Um... one with lots of jewels and gold, if I remember right.
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Yeah, definitely stolen. I don't know why people go for crowns. People usually notice when those go missing. Just grab a bunch of fancy earrings or something.
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