So, hi, dear reader? Okay, this is really awkward, who does actually maintain a personal blog these days, anyway?

Don't answer that.

Anyway. I''m here now and I'm wondering a few things. Like, how do you know the part where we're supposed to have been fictional is the truth, as opposed to somebody's hoax or something like that? And, sorry, I'm pretty sure everybody who's showed up here has asked some variation of the same thing, but I'm really curious.
Now, to make up for it - a question that may not have been asked yet. If it is true? Which fictional character or characters do you wish would show up here, eventually? I mean, it could be a hero or a villain, or somebody you just wanted to chill out with. Anyone.
Hit me?

Oh, and about the schooling thing. Is there some sort of advanced placement system, or would I get roped in by age alone?

Sorry. Finishing this now and hitting post.

ETA: My name's Dick Grayson.