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thoughtformed2013-04-24 02:35 pm
rocketchair) wrote in thoughtformed2013-04-24 02:35 pm
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wHAT HO, sTEELBEAST!
( A young, armor-clad troll stands on the streets of New Moore. He stands glaring at Dinkerton's car, in all its imposing majesty. Where others might see an expensive vehicle, he sees a menacing creature. )
wITH WHAT ILL PURPOSE HAVE YOU BEEN BURDENED,
tHAT WOULD BRING YOU HERE TO INFLICT TERROR AND HARM UPON THIS LAND?
dO YOU THINK TO MOCK ME WITH YOUR SILENCE?
yOU MAY STAY YOUR TONGUE, bUT YOU CANNOT STAY MY HAND!
( He brandishes his lance. )
sTILL SILENT?
yOU MUST THINK THIS A MERE GAME OF fLARP!
iF YOU WISH TO MAKE SPORT OF YOUR TREACHERY, tHEN COME!
i, tOO, sHALL ENTER INTO THIS GAME!
i, tAVROS nITRAM, tHE kNIGHT OF THE wOEBULL cOUNTENANCE,
aM THE SWORN DEFENDER OF nEW mOORE,
( Tavros charges, sending his sword crashing through the windshield. )
aND THIS GAME SHALL BE YOUR LAST!
( A young, armor-clad troll stands on the streets of New Moore. He stands glaring at Dinkerton's car, in all its imposing majesty. Where others might see an expensive vehicle, he sees a menacing creature. )
wITH WHAT ILL PURPOSE HAVE YOU BEEN BURDENED,
tHAT WOULD BRING YOU HERE TO INFLICT TERROR AND HARM UPON THIS LAND?
dO YOU THINK TO MOCK ME WITH YOUR SILENCE?
yOU MAY STAY YOUR TONGUE, bUT YOU CANNOT STAY MY HAND!
( He brandishes his lance. )
sTILL SILENT?
yOU MUST THINK THIS A MERE GAME OF fLARP!
iF YOU WISH TO MAKE SPORT OF YOUR TREACHERY, tHEN COME!
i, tOO, sHALL ENTER INTO THIS GAME!
i, tAVROS nITRAM, tHE kNIGHT OF THE wOEBULL cOUNTENANCE,
aM THE SWORN DEFENDER OF nEW mOORE,
( Tavros charges, sending his sword crashing through the windshield. )
aND THIS GAME SHALL BE YOUR LAST!
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you know what you should do now
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2/2
sWEET SOVEREIGN OF MY CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!
fAIREST bULLCINEA, yOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!
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you honor me with your loyalty good sir
2/2
its my wish that you should burn it
it would make a good sacrifice
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( He's only confused for a second. Then, the same switch seems to flip inside of him. )
yES, oF COUSE!
wE WILL MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THIS FIEND,
bUT FIRST, i WILL NEED FIRE,
wHERE CAN i OBTAIN THIS PRECIOUS FLAME?
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my order is gifted with many powerful secrets where fire is concerned
i can take care of that
in fact i have a magical device just for this purpose
[And from somewhere within her dress, Aradia pulls out a lighter.]
i have matches too if you think that would be easier
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( Tavros takes the lighter over to Dinkerton's car, inspecting closely. )
nOW, wHERE IS THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST?
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[She pokes at it a little bit, her hands fumbling along the hood of the car, debating how to get her claws under it before she just decides to psychically rip the thing open.]
we will drop it in here
and then run really really fast
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tHE kNIGHT OF THE wOEBULL cOUNTENANCE!
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D --> Please hurry
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( Yeah, Equius is his "liege" now; but considering how Tavros just set a car on fire, nothing is too farfetched. )
yOU SEEM TROUBLED,
wHAT AILS THEE?
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D --> That creature
D --> It is a menace, and must be defeated, brave sir
omg perf 1/2
tHEN FEAR NOT! sOON, lADY bULLCINEA'S FLAMES WILL OVERTAKE THE BEAST,
aND IT WILL FALL IN AGONY,
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Well, that escalated quickly. )
,,,,, oR, uHH, nOW,
nOW IS GOOD, mETHINKS,
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D --> Truly, you are a knight of re-
[And here the car engine blows and belches smoke, and Equius screams piercingly and girlishly, except, well, not. His voice is low enough that it sounds like a really ugly, awkward squawk, kind of like an irate goose, and lunges to put Tavros between himself and the car, clutching at the smaller troll's shoulders. Being a demure princess, he doesn't actually crack the bone, but that is definitely one STRONG grip.]
D --> EGADS
D --> Save me