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thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
dialogical) wrote in thoughtformed2013-01-12 08:47 pm
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[This post is for AR bothering people during the event.
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
It's also cool if for some reason you want to text him.]
Re: [Dirk, Private]
I don't want this to turn into Jake 2.0 where every problem gets compounded by the world's shittiest wingman.
Back. Off.
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Wingman? Are you setting your sights on tinybro now, Dirk?
Because I have to tell you, his outlook on incest is hella antediluvian.
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Don't change the subject.
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I want, just once, for you to not help me fuck myself over. I want to not have to worry about you interfering with and ruining every relationship I have while my attention is conveniently elsewhere.
Re: [Dirk, Private]
I can't actually claim that's cool at the moment but I value your opinion anyway. Lets continue to exchange ideas.
Re: [Dirk, Private]
Look.
Following your own fucking favorite reasoning, if I'm responsible for my relationships failures,
And we're the same fucking person!
That makes it likely that you culpable as well.
I don't know, maybe if I spent less time worrying how you are going to skillfully manipulate information so that yet another one of my friends finds out that I am a needy, messed-up neurotic basket case I could actually spend half a fucking second working on that and maybe be less of one.
I don't actually fucking believe that but it's nice to think there is some kind of solution in horrendous clusterfuck.
At least one survivor out of a fiery scrapheap of two twisted tracks running into one another.
Re: [Dirk, Private]
I'm calculating massive amounts of doubt here since trusting me has never been one of your many talents and I'm not sure why it would begin there.
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As long as I continue to exist, anyway.
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Downright hilarious and ironic, actually.
That for all your claims not only to being me but to having endless processing power capable of impossible feats, like calculating pi, that this is one problem that escapes you.
Can't you run the numbers on this?
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Always have.
You should know that Dave unironically thinks you're awesome.
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TRY TO TURN OFF MY PHONE]
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I'll just be here. Being inanimate]