irken_elite: (human - smile)
ZIM ([personal profile] irken_elite) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-01-12 07:03 pm

Fourth Invasion

PEOPLE OF NEW MOORE!

So you've all certainly received the messages by now, that our whole wide world is about to burn to death by the impact of a meteor within a matter of days. What are your plans? Do you have everything in order before your skin melts off into a puddle of sticky human goo?

FEAR NOT, GOOD PEOPLE


For ZIM has an ingenious plan to destroy the meteor! Using my clearly superior and mighty brain, I have been working on blueprints for a rocket-propelled bomb delivery system that will intercept the chunk of broken planet or moon or asteroid and explode it all into smithereens.

When I have saved humanity, we may begin talks about how you can all thank me by making me ruler of all mankind.

You're welcome.

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