Oh, all right.

Well, I told you about how I was working that case with the tuna smuggling that I figured out was actually a front for bootleg video game distribution, didn't I? That was the case that put me in contact with

Hold on, where's your sister gone? Just a moment.

Anyway, from them I heard about the cult in Antarctica intending to sacrifice

Oh I did mention the factory that was manufacturing their headphones with mercury, right? That's important, terribly important, because of course it was in their main warehouse that I came across the files that sent me to the tuna smuggling bootleg video game distributors, of course.

John, paying attention to detail is how I do my job. Anyone can be a parent, but being a detective takes work.

In any case, I was tracking her through the criminal underbelly of Northern Europe until she crossed to Canada, and in Canada I met this group of scientists looking to prove the color red was imaginary as a result of specific cloud formations. Obviously I couldn't just let them carry on with such absurd scientific inaccuracies, so I stayed for about a week, though I was only able to convince one of them.

Then of course there was that train robbery, and the abduction of an ambassador's pet iguana

Oh now, hold on, I think I'll have to finish later, this is a very time sensitive experiment.