Okay, no one freak out but I'm working on the theory that this might be an elaborate dream I'm having. And somehow it became real. And, okay, I should say that by working on it, I mean I'm lying here thinking about it.

It's a thought experiment.

Or, you know, whatever, the island suddenly decided it would be cool to cover me in bunnies. I'm not complaining. One of my arms is asleep, though.