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thoughtformed2012-12-05 07:08 am
rocketchair) wrote in thoughtformed2012-12-05 07:08 am
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i KNOW HUMANS LIKE TO MAKE A GAME OF HAVING THEIR FRIENDS MAKE UNINFORMED, rANDOM ASSESSMENTS ABOUT THEIR LIVES,
(tHIS MUST BE TRUE, bECAUSE THEY DO IT IN HUMAN MOVIES, aND WHY WOULD THEY LIE,)
bUT BECAUSE YOU REALLY WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT i DID TODAY, i AM JUST GOING TO TELL YOU,
i REALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO, sO, i DECIDED i WOULD TRY AND FIND MY BRO gAMZEE AT HIS WORK,
aND ALSO TRY PIZZA, wHICH i HAVE NEVER HAD, bUT IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS (iF YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED CHEESE YET, yOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING),
tHE PROBLEM IS, i ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE THIS SELLER OF THINGS THAT TRANSPORT CHEESE TO YOUR MOUTH IS LOCATED,
sO i WAS REALLY JUST WALKING AROUND FOR A WHILE,
sOME MAY CALL THIS WANDERING, bUT i WAS ON A MISSION,
iT WAS VERY IMPORTANT,
uNFORTUNATELY, i DID NOT FIND gAMZEE,
wHAT i DID FIND WAS A STORE OF WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, aNTIQUES,
tHAT IS, aN OLD AND HIGHLY PRIZED COLLECTIBLE ITEM,
tHIS ANTIQUE STORE SMELLED, aND i THOUGHT, mAYBE i WOULD INVESTIGATE THE SOURCE OF THE STENCH,
bUT BECAUSE i HAD LITERALLY BECOME THE PROVERBIAL, bULL IN THE CHINA SHOP, i WAS A LITTLE AFRAID TO MOVE,
wHILE i WAS STANDING THERE, i FELT SOMETHING HEAVY FALL ON MY HORNS,
uPON CLOSER INSPECTION, i SAW THAT IT WAS SOMEBODY'S COAT,
i THOUGHT THEY MIGHT COME BACK AND PICK IT UP, rEALIZING THEY HAD PLACED IT ON ME, aND NOT A COAT RACK,
iNSTEAD, aS MORE PEOPLE ENTERED THE SHOP, tHEY FOLLOWED SUIT,
uNTIL I WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN COATS,
i WANTED TO PROTEST, bUT BY THEN, iT WAS DARK AND WARM, aND VERY COZY,
i THINK i EVEN FELL ASLEEP AT ONE POINT,
wHEN i COULD SEE AGAIN, aLL THE COATS WERE GONE,
aND A MAN PATTED MY SHOULDER AND CONGRATULATED ME FOR MY HARD WORK,
hE LOOKED FAMILIAR,
cORRECT ME IF i'M WRONG, bUT i THINK HE USES THIS NETWORK TOO,
iN WHICH CASE, hE CAN VERIFY THE TRUTH OF MY STORY,
hE TOLD ME i COULD COME BACK ANYTIME, aND THAT i WOULD BE REWARDED FOR MY SERVICES,
i'M NOT SURE WHAT SERVICE THIS IS, bECAUSE ALL i DID WAS STAND THERE,
bUT i THINK i WAS THERE FOR A LONG TIME, sO, iT WAS VERY RIGOROUS STANDING,
aNYWAY, uHH,
lONG STORY SHORT,
i THINK i HAVE A JOB,
(tHIS MUST BE TRUE, bECAUSE THEY DO IT IN HUMAN MOVIES, aND WHY WOULD THEY LIE,)
bUT BECAUSE YOU REALLY WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT i DID TODAY, i AM JUST GOING TO TELL YOU,
i REALLY HAD NOTHING TO DO, sO, i DECIDED i WOULD TRY AND FIND MY BRO gAMZEE AT HIS WORK,
aND ALSO TRY PIZZA, wHICH i HAVE NEVER HAD, bUT IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS (iF YOU HAVEN'T DISCOVERED CHEESE YET, yOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING),
tHE PROBLEM IS, i ACTUALLY DO NOT KNOW WHERE THIS SELLER OF THINGS THAT TRANSPORT CHEESE TO YOUR MOUTH IS LOCATED,
sO i WAS REALLY JUST WALKING AROUND FOR A WHILE,
sOME MAY CALL THIS WANDERING, bUT i WAS ON A MISSION,
iT WAS VERY IMPORTANT,
uNFORTUNATELY, i DID NOT FIND gAMZEE,
wHAT i DID FIND WAS A STORE OF WHAT YOU WOULD CALL, aNTIQUES,
tHAT IS, aN OLD AND HIGHLY PRIZED COLLECTIBLE ITEM,
tHIS ANTIQUE STORE SMELLED, aND i THOUGHT, mAYBE i WOULD INVESTIGATE THE SOURCE OF THE STENCH,
bUT BECAUSE i HAD LITERALLY BECOME THE PROVERBIAL, bULL IN THE CHINA SHOP, i WAS A LITTLE AFRAID TO MOVE,
wHILE i WAS STANDING THERE, i FELT SOMETHING HEAVY FALL ON MY HORNS,
uPON CLOSER INSPECTION, i SAW THAT IT WAS SOMEBODY'S COAT,
i THOUGHT THEY MIGHT COME BACK AND PICK IT UP, rEALIZING THEY HAD PLACED IT ON ME, aND NOT A COAT RACK,
iNSTEAD, aS MORE PEOPLE ENTERED THE SHOP, tHEY FOLLOWED SUIT,
uNTIL I WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN COATS,
i WANTED TO PROTEST, bUT BY THEN, iT WAS DARK AND WARM, aND VERY COZY,
i THINK i EVEN FELL ASLEEP AT ONE POINT,
wHEN i COULD SEE AGAIN, aLL THE COATS WERE GONE,
aND A MAN PATTED MY SHOULDER AND CONGRATULATED ME FOR MY HARD WORK,
hE LOOKED FAMILIAR,
cORRECT ME IF i'M WRONG, bUT i THINK HE USES THIS NETWORK TOO,
iN WHICH CASE, hE CAN VERIFY THE TRUTH OF MY STORY,
hE TOLD ME i COULD COME BACK ANYTIME, aND THAT i WOULD BE REWARDED FOR MY SERVICES,
i'M NOT SURE WHAT SERVICE THIS IS, bECAUSE ALL i DID WAS STAND THERE,
bUT i THINK i WAS THERE FOR A LONG TIME, sO, iT WAS VERY RIGOROUS STANDING,
aNYWAY, uHH,
lONG STORY SHORT,
i THINK i HAVE A JOB,